son i know it’s scary out there but i need you to fix bayonet and go over the top the war won’t win itself

hey it’s daddy girth here. if you see this. uhhhh. good night/good morning

one day you’ll see my tweets and ask “what the fuck is wrong with you?” before scrolling past

haha yea haha oh yeah haha woo haah yea yea hahaha… oh… aw man

can YOU cultivate carrots using dust from my ass. no? stfu then.

i guarantee someone drowned from a spillover of toxic hershey squirties

un-mixed hershey’s and maple syrup looks like clumpy shit ngl