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Half-Diamond Pick
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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look on my works ye mighty, and take a picture. It'll last longer. || Girl, in spite of appearances. 🔞

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There's going to be occasional BDSM and Gross kink content here too, so be forewarned.
Driving update: now past Lake Huron and made pissies in the coolest bathroom ever designed.
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Vriska not quite measuring up.

#homesmut
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oh, hey, shit, what's good
October 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
October 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
She was always trying to fuck that orange thing in the comic. This is just the natural conclusion of that.

📸: @toriquint.bsky.social
#homesmut #vriska_serket
October 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Vriska Sniffet from the original animated pilot "Homestuck".

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#homesmut #vriska_serket
October 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Maybe this was why she was so mean the whole comic.

📸: @toriquint.bsky.social
#homesmut #vriska_serket
October 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
More long exposures of the super blood moon we had last night.
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
One of the things about using a 30 second long exposure on a super moon is that it looks like daytime, but not to the naked eye. Shadows become very sharp. This single tree cast a shadow across the road that looks like a pit.
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Drove off into the woods to take long exposure shots of last night's Hunter's Moon (a super blood moon)

Virtually none of this was visible to the naked eye.
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm back from the woods. Drove three hours alone out into the forest for the moon tonight.
October 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The Nakayama Festa one is so funny because it's a style accurate wig, but does not include the toque, which you need to buy separate and stab holes in for the ears.
October 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ough, I love when there's strings like this.
September 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You'd think after so many times you'd get bored of appending "cl—" to the start of a noun to make it about clowns, but the answer might surprise you:

Clape!
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Realizing after the fact that my balls are showing underneath my skirt in these test photos from the Pandemonica shoot.
September 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Does something smell funny to you..?
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm trying to do something with the editing on this one, please let me know if it sucks! (And I may upload these videos with better clarity later anyhow, if people want)
September 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Clownona: Door to Phantomile
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
...I swear this never happens.
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Didn't realize I bought one of those spring-loaded joke onaholes. (Part of a video getting cut but impressive distance all the same)
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Clonk (clown honk) jonk (jester honk)
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I might actually redesign it to do just that. It's currently printing lifted up off the plate like this, to preserve the front facing details best. It's just two rounded off cones 0.3mm apart on an arm so that you can clip it onto an un-pierced ear.
September 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM