HalfAstorian
@halfastorian.bsky.social
Full time Seattleite
Finnish American
Old family recipe for Molotov cocktails
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Finnish American
Old family recipe for Molotov cocktails
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Did grok write this?
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Did grok write this?
I see an opportunity for someone to finally outfit these bozos in the uniform they’ve already dreamed of
June 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I see an opportunity for someone to finally outfit these bozos in the uniform they’ve already dreamed of
Senseless, useless endangerment of the entire world.
June 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Senseless, useless endangerment of the entire world.
UN secretary general
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
UN secretary general
Hyvää juhannusta!
June 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hyvää juhannusta!
This doesn’t belong in any scenario. Not a movie. Not even a war. This is some no-team mercenary cosplay shit.
June 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This doesn’t belong in any scenario. Not a movie. Not even a war. This is some no-team mercenary cosplay shit.
I’m knitting sweaters for knitted frogs lol
May 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m knitting sweaters for knitted frogs lol
Seems you are no longer able to log into your Social Security account... at any time of day...
March 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Seems you are no longer able to log into your Social Security account... at any time of day...
Do you notice anything about this map from 1700? The United States wasn’t conceived of yet, but Canada and even Greenland are clearly marked.
February 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Do you notice anything about this map from 1700? The United States wasn’t conceived of yet, but Canada and even Greenland are clearly marked.
A quick trip to normalcy
February 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A quick trip to normalcy
February 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Nope, nor a penny. I’ve been getting these increasingly desperate texts….
February 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nope, nor a penny. I’ve been getting these increasingly desperate texts….
I see more obituaries in your timeline than anything substantial.
I wonder, how will your name be mentioned in democracy’s obituary? You are a public servant , so let me remind you of something:
I wonder, how will your name be mentioned in democracy’s obituary? You are a public servant , so let me remind you of something:
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I see more obituaries in your timeline than anything substantial.
I wonder, how will your name be mentioned in democracy’s obituary? You are a public servant , so let me remind you of something:
I wonder, how will your name be mentioned in democracy’s obituary? You are a public servant , so let me remind you of something:
You don't "pick your battles" with a wannabe dictator. You draw a line at the constitution and you cut him off at the knees by enforcing that line when he tips his toe over that line.
February 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You don't "pick your battles" with a wannabe dictator. You draw a line at the constitution and you cut him off at the knees by enforcing that line when he tips his toe over that line.
Turns out retaining integrity pays off
February 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Turns out retaining integrity pays off
