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HalfAstorian
@halfastorian.bsky.social
Full time Seattleite
Finnish American
Old family recipe for Molotov cocktails

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(Warning: if you have followers but no posting activity I will instantly block)
Did grok write this?
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oof
August 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
August 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I see an opportunity for someone to finally outfit these bozos in the uniform they’ve already dreamed of
June 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Senseless, useless endangerment of the entire world.
June 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
UN secretary general
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hyvää juhannusta!
June 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
June 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This doesn’t belong in any scenario. Not a movie. Not even a war. This is some no-team mercenary cosplay shit.
June 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
May 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m knitting sweaters for knitted frogs lol
May 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Seems you are no longer able to log into your Social Security account... at any time of day...
March 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Do you notice anything about this map from 1700? The United States wasn’t conceived of yet, but Canada and even Greenland are clearly marked.
February 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A quick trip to normalcy
February 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
February 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
February 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
February 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
February 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
February 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
February 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nope, nor a penny. I’ve been getting these increasingly desperate texts….
February 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I see more obituaries in your timeline than anything substantial.
I wonder, how will your name be mentioned in democracy’s obituary? You are a public servant , so let me remind you of something:
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
You don't "pick your battles" with a wannabe dictator. You draw a line at the constitution and you cut him off at the knees by enforcing that line when he tips his toe over that line.
February 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Turns out retaining integrity pays off
February 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
February 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM