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Taylor
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They/she//untitled vanity project
They definitely had weed in Panam
April 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Things not to say to twins
1. It’s like one of you knows how I’ll die and the other knows when
March 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Once bisexuals figure out they can just date each other it’s over for yall
March 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why is my entire feed mark cuban?
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS NOW DIPSHIT
March 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If god is real how come vasoline isn’t a body safe lubricant? No real god would allow that to happen
March 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I tell Siri “thank you”, because I’m an empath
March 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reposted by Taylor
every person involved in this needs to be in prison
“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”
What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced
Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.
time.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Did you see the eclipse?” You know I’m not allowed to :(
March 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The only BBL I’m getting is a Big ass Bud Light
March 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Shits so fucked I can’t even get hyped over UFO conspiracies cuz like what are you hiding now
March 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I don’t know if we can swirl-tap-buff our way out of this one ladies
March 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Do you guys think Gypsy Rose Blanchard listens to mitski
March 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What if like…. We all got jobs with boarder patrol and then like… we’re super cool and chill and like not dicks all the time and don’t do any work I think we could really get something going with this
March 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My favorite part about mushrooms becoming popular is no one tells me I need to take low temp dabs anymore
March 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If you ever find a lash strip or press on nail in your bf’s possession you can rub it on his forehead and see the girl who left it reflected in his pupils #witchcraft
March 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When he tells me to bark I do it in the DMX way
March 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You’d think by now they’d invent a battery you could eat
March 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM