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half-alive-tree.bsky.social
@half-alive-tree.bsky.social
With such prolific ability to talk out of both sides of your mouth you will never ever starve. You will also never ever be president. Fuck you. tiny little man
July 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Kid Rock has been tapped to be the secretary of not eating pussy. And it looks like Hulk Hogan has buttoned up Special envoy to oversee the institute to burn all books with non traditional women characters.
December 7, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Probably gonna fuck it up and pardon Morning Joe.
December 6, 2024 at 5:43 AM
We are so sorry but we are going to have to wake you half way thru this Cornea transplant because it just doesn’t meet our predetermined threshold of necessity.
December 6, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Snitches will get stitches only to realize their folly when the ER bill comes and it’s like 6k per stitch and some $800 gauze pads. So shut the fuck up. Don’t be a snitch.
December 6, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Did you get the child as well?
November 14, 2024 at 8:23 PM