Haley Aurora
@haleyincyber.space
(formerly Stelly) Transfem tomboy about the Internet // Roller derby’s Thin Mint // yes, I'm a furry, too 🦇 // HRT since 3/22/24 // Not a minor // Nashville (they/them/she/her) haleyaurora.xyz/linkinbio
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"That time I got reincarnated as a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."
Call that Moe anime.
Call that Moe anime.
May 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"That time I got reincarnated as a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."
Call that Moe anime.
Call that Moe anime.
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What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!
“Never follow a girl who has a switchblade out to the tracks.”
But what if she wants to kiss? 🥺
But what if she wants to kiss? 🥺
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“Never follow a girl who has a switchblade out to the tracks.”
But what if she wants to kiss? 🥺
But what if she wants to kiss? 🥺
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Whoever made this meme is responsible
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Whoever made this meme is responsible
Big day for Magic: The Gathering MTG reclaimers.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Big day for Magic: The Gathering MTG reclaimers.
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friday night plans
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
friday night plans
Look, if you’re not hotboxing the News 2 Weather Authority StormTracker Bronco with me, I have to assume you’re hotboxing the News 2 Weather Authority StormTracker Bronco against me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Look, if you’re not hotboxing the News 2 Weather Authority StormTracker Bronco with me, I have to assume you’re hotboxing the News 2 Weather Authority StormTracker Bronco against me.
Girrrrrl if we could get a WeWork with the ambiance of a furry rave, I would get shit DONE.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Girrrrrl if we could get a WeWork with the ambiance of a furry rave, I would get shit DONE.
Taking my Darling Wormson out for his first night out at the clerb. 🪩
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Taking my Darling Wormson out for his first night out at the clerb. 🪩
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My perfect son. My precious boi. My sweet childe. Meet The Unreasonably Long Fenwick Squelch, Mother’s Little Problem. 💚
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My perfect son. My precious boi. My sweet childe. Meet The Unreasonably Long Fenwick Squelch, Mother’s Little Problem. 💚
Who would have thought someone named FETUSGRINDER would be the friendliest DJ I’ve ever met, and also the most fun to VJ for?
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Who would have thought someone named FETUSGRINDER would be the friendliest DJ I’ve ever met, and also the most fun to VJ for?
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Charting out brave new frontiers
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Charting out brave new frontiers
DJing tonight. I hope this furry convention likes electronic music.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
DJing tonight. I hope this furry convention likes electronic music.
Restaurants just keep finding new and interesting ways to combine ketchup and mayo.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Restaurants just keep finding new and interesting ways to combine ketchup and mayo.
Being alive in these times is fucking sick. I love Popeyes spicy chicken, doordashing weed to my hotel room, and being bi.
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Being alive in these times is fucking sick. I love Popeyes spicy chicken, doordashing weed to my hotel room, and being bi.
My one character flaw is that I mock gen alpha for going crazy over "YIPPEEEEE!" when I know damn well that hearing "I miss my wife, Tails" would throw me absolutely FERAL.
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My one character flaw is that I mock gen alpha for going crazy over "YIPPEEEEE!" when I know damn well that hearing "I miss my wife, Tails" would throw me absolutely FERAL.
Look, those star pimple patches are cute and all, but I grew up in the 80s with Clearasil, Stridex, and Oxy 10 commercials all over my Nickelodeon—if I had something on my face drawing attention to my imperfections, I would simply die.
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Look, those star pimple patches are cute and all, but I grew up in the 80s with Clearasil, Stridex, and Oxy 10 commercials all over my Nickelodeon—if I had something on my face drawing attention to my imperfections, I would simply die.
I regret to inform you—now that I drive a 4x4 SUV, I completely understand the Big Truck urge to drive over concrete dividers on the highway. 😖
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I regret to inform you—now that I drive a 4x4 SUV, I completely understand the Big Truck urge to drive over concrete dividers on the highway. 😖
“With prices so low, we can’t reveal our location on radio…call for an appointment!”
Sweetie, you’re a mattress store. What are you afraid of, big Sleepy’s sending their goons?
Sweetie, you’re a mattress store. What are you afraid of, big Sleepy’s sending their goons?
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“With prices so low, we can’t reveal our location on radio…call for an appointment!”
Sweetie, you’re a mattress store. What are you afraid of, big Sleepy’s sending their goons?
Sweetie, you’re a mattress store. What are you afraid of, big Sleepy’s sending their goons?
Me, introducing Sora AI on the news with my trademark extremely niche references:
“Here’s one Sora that’s not ‘Simple and Clean’…”
“Here’s one Sora that’s not ‘Simple and Clean’…”
October 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me, introducing Sora AI on the news with my trademark extremely niche references:
“Here’s one Sora that’s not ‘Simple and Clean’…”
“Here’s one Sora that’s not ‘Simple and Clean’…”
Took up almost an hour out of a work meeting to discuss the subtle differences in the Big Boy statues between operators (mainly Frisch's, Elias Bros., Bob's, and Shoney's.) I have a feeling some of my coworkers might suspect I'm neurodivergent.😅
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Took up almost an hour out of a work meeting to discuss the subtle differences in the Big Boy statues between operators (mainly Frisch's, Elias Bros., Bob's, and Shoney's.) I have a feeling some of my coworkers might suspect I'm neurodivergent.😅
So the conductor says to the model train enthusiast, "your mom's HO scale."
October 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So the conductor says to the model train enthusiast, "your mom's HO scale."
How Mariners’ marketing is using the motto “Seize the Moment” for their postseason campaign when “SEAS the Moment” is RIGHT THERE. 🤦♀️
October 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How Mariners’ marketing is using the motto “Seize the Moment” for their postseason campaign when “SEAS the Moment” is RIGHT THERE. 🤦♀️