@haleyhintze.bsky.social
My dad fought the fascists in WWII. No reason I shouldn't do the same. As for me, I write some, and I have a dark, ironic sense of humor.
Global Poker parent VGW begins pullout from Tennessee. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/global-pok...
Global Poker parent VGW begins pullout from Tennessee
What's the over/under on VGW's withdrawal in its entirety from the United States market?
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November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Global Poker parent VGW begins pullout from Tennessee. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/global-pok...
Jordan Cristos sentenced to prison term in cyberstalking cases.
Well-known poker pro will spend between 14 and 48 months behind bars after plea deals in cases involving threats against family-court judge and WPT CEO Adam Pliska.
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Well-known poker pro will spend between 14 and 48 months behind bars after plea deals in cases involving threats against family-court judge and WPT CEO Adam Pliska.
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Jordan Cristos sentenced to prison term in cyberstalking cases
Well-known poker pro will spend between 14 and 48 months behind bars after plea deals in cases involving threats against family-court judge and WPT CEO Adam Pliska
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jordan Cristos sentenced to prison term in cyberstalking cases.
Well-known poker pro will spend between 14 and 48 months behind bars after plea deals in cases involving threats against family-court judge and WPT CEO Adam Pliska.
open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Well-known poker pro will spend between 14 and 48 months behind bars after plea deals in cases involving threats against family-court judge and WPT CEO Adam Pliska.
open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
It's probably too late for someone to manufacture a lightweight-foam sub sandwich -- suitable for throwing -- and get it to market for the holidays, no?
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's probably too late for someone to manufacture a lightweight-foam sub sandwich -- suitable for throwing -- and get it to market for the holidays, no?
Dozens indicted in Illegal Poker/Sports Betting Cases - A deeper dive into the linked poker-cheating and insider-info sports-betting cases where 33 people have been charged with felonies.
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pokerliveupdates.com/dozens-indic...
Dozens indicted in Illegal Poker/Sports Betting Case
Former NBA players Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier, and Damon Jones among 30-plus charged in twin FBI illegal-gambling cases More than 30 individuals, including three current or former NBA players a...
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October 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Dozens indicted in Illegal Poker/Sports Betting Cases - A deeper dive into the linked poker-cheating and insider-info sports-betting cases where 33 people have been charged with felonies.
pokerliveupdates.com/dozens-indic...
pokerliveupdates.com/dozens-indic...
Jordan Cristos and Antagonism's Dimishining Returns
Cristos will be sentenced next week after pleading guilty to sending threats to the WPT's CEO, Adam Pliska. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Cristos will be sentenced next week after pleading guilty to sending threats to the WPT's CEO, Adam Pliska. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Jordan Cristos and Antagonism's Dimishining Returns
Cristos will be sentenced next week after pleading guilty to sending threats to the WPT's CEO, Adam Pliska.
open.substack.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Jordan Cristos and Antagonism's Dimishining Returns
Cristos will be sentenced next week after pleading guilty to sending threats to the WPT's CEO, Adam Pliska. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Cristos will be sentenced next week after pleading guilty to sending threats to the WPT's CEO, Adam Pliska. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Newsom signs California online-sweeps ban into law
Unless a last-gasp legal ploy is mounted by the sweeps industry, California's new anti-sweeps law goes into effect at the start of 2026.
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Unless a last-gasp legal ploy is mounted by the sweeps industry, California's new anti-sweeps law goes into effect at the start of 2026.
open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Newsom signs California online-sweeps ban into law
Unless a last-gasp legal ploy is mounted by the sweeps industry, California's new anti-sweeps law goes into effect at the start of 2026.
open.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Newsom signs California online-sweeps ban into law
Unless a last-gasp legal ploy is mounted by the sweeps industry, California's new anti-sweeps law goes into effect at the start of 2026.
open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Unless a last-gasp legal ploy is mounted by the sweeps industry, California's new anti-sweeps law goes into effect at the start of 2026.
open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Newsom ponders signing California sweeps-ban bill.
The governor must announce and sign a veto by October 12 or Assembly Bill 831 will become law. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/newsom-pon...
The governor must announce and sign a veto by October 12 or Assembly Bill 831 will become law. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/newsom-pon...
Newsom ponders signing California sweeps-ban bill
The governor must announce and sign a veto by October 12 or Assembly Bill 831 will become law.
haleyhintze.substack.com
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Newsom ponders signing California sweeps-ban bill.
The governor must announce and sign a veto by October 12 or Assembly Bill 831 will become law. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/newsom-pon...
The governor must announce and sign a veto by October 12 or Assembly Bill 831 will become law. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/newsom-pon...
GGPoker's LOL-ive branch forgiveness program returns for a third time. The truth behind the site's third 'olive branch' program is that a slowly shrinking percentage of banned players actually have a reason to return. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/ggpokers-l...
GGPoker's LOL-ive branch forgiveness program returns for a third time
The truth behind the site's third 'olive branch' program is that an ever-shrinking percentage of banned players actually have a reason to return.
haleyhintze.substack.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
GGPoker's LOL-ive branch forgiveness program returns for a third time. The truth behind the site's third 'olive branch' program is that a slowly shrinking percentage of banned players actually have a reason to return. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/ggpokers-l...
Killer of Susie Zhao denied in final appeal attempt - Brutal murderer and torturer Jeffery Bernard Morris will serve life in prison without parole after Michigan Supreme Court declines to hear case. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Killer of Susie Zhao denied in final appeal attempt
Brutal murderer and torturer Jeffery Bernard Morris will serve life in prison without parole after Michigan Supreme Court declines to hear case
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September 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Killer of Susie Zhao denied in final appeal attempt - Brutal murderer and torturer Jeffery Bernard Morris will serve life in prison without parole after Michigan Supreme Court declines to hear case. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
ClubWPT Gold exits Louisiana, will soon quit Connecticut as well.
Quick departures add to complex situations for ClubWPT Gold and other US-facing sweeps sites.
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Quick departures add to complex situations for ClubWPT Gold and other US-facing sweeps sites.
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ClubWPT Gold exits Louisiana, will soon quit Connecticut as well
Quick departures add to complex situations for ClubWPT Gold and other US-facing sweeps sites
open.substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
ClubWPT Gold exits Louisiana, will soon quit Connecticut as well.
Quick departures add to complex situations for ClubWPT Gold and other US-facing sweeps sites.
open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Quick departures add to complex situations for ClubWPT Gold and other US-facing sweeps sites.
open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
It was incredibly clever of those forgers to make that sketch of a naked girl and Trump signature on a note to Epstein back in 2003 so Trump would get in pedophile trouble in 2025.
September 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It was incredibly clever of those forgers to make that sketch of a naked girl and Trump signature on a note to Epstein back in 2003 so Trump would get in pedophile trouble in 2025.
Louisiana sues Global Poker parent VGW for over $30 million. Virtual Gaming Worlds is one of two offshore sweeps companies targeted by state's Department of Revenue over unpaid sales taxes. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Louisiana sues Global Poker parent VGW for over $30 million
Virtual Gaming Worlds is one of two offshore sweeps companies targeted by state's Department of Revenue over unpaid sales taxes
open.substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Louisiana sues Global Poker parent VGW for over $30 million. Virtual Gaming Worlds is one of two offshore sweeps companies targeted by state's Department of Revenue over unpaid sales taxes. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
ClubWPT Gold to abandon dual-currency sweeps model.
Site's gold coins (GC) to disappear on September 17, but sweeps coins (SC) will remain. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/clubwpt-go...
Site's gold coins (GC) to disappear on September 17, but sweeps coins (SC) will remain. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/clubwpt-go...
ClubWPT Gold to abandon dual-currency sweeps model
Site's gold coins (GC) to disappear on September 17, but sweeps coins (SC) will remain
haleyhintze.substack.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
ClubWPT Gold to abandon dual-currency sweeps model.
Site's gold coins (GC) to disappear on September 17, but sweeps coins (SC) will remain. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/clubwpt-go...
Site's gold coins (GC) to disappear on September 17, but sweeps coins (SC) will remain. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/clubwpt-go...
California bill banning sweeps sites clears Senate committee on unanimous vote. Proposed ban seems certain to become law, but legal challenge remains a possibility.
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California bill banning sweeps sites clears Senate committee on unanimous vote
Proposed ban seems certain to become law, but legal challenge remains a possibility
haleyhintze.substack.com
September 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
California bill banning sweeps sites clears Senate committee on unanimous vote. Proposed ban seems certain to become law, but legal challenge remains a possibility.
haleyhintze.substack.com/p/california...
haleyhintze.substack.com/p/california...
They're keeping Trump on life support until they can train the lookalike to do that ridiculous golf swing.
August 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
They're keeping Trump on life support until they can train the lookalike to do that ridiculous golf swing.
My only surprise regarding CrackerBarrel's flipflop on the logo change is that they didn't make the color more orange to match Trump's skin bronzer. #CrapperBarrelForever
August 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My only surprise regarding CrackerBarrel's flipflop on the logo change is that they didn't make the color more orange to match Trump's skin bronzer. #CrapperBarrelForever
How NOT to fake a kidnapping, poker-style. Michigan's George Janssen, a four-time WSOP Circuit ring winner, pleads guilty in load-fraud case after faking being kidnapped in a story that was always way too stupid to believe. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
How NOT to fake a kidnapping, poker-style
Michigan's George Janssen, a four-time WSOP Circuit ring winner, pleads guilty in load-fraud case after faking being kidnapped in a story that was always way too stupid to believe.
open.substack.com
August 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How NOT to fake a kidnapping, poker-style. Michigan's George Janssen, a four-time WSOP Circuit ring winner, pleads guilty in load-fraud case after faking being kidnapped in a story that was always way too stupid to believe. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Feds add details in poker-playing SCOTUS lawyer Thomas Goldstein's tax-evasion case.
Superseding 22-count indictment now includes allegations that Goldstein used poker income to circumvent lien connected to prior tax levies. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/feds-add-d...
Superseding 22-count indictment now includes allegations that Goldstein used poker income to circumvent lien connected to prior tax levies. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/feds-add-d...
Feds add details in poker-playing SCOTUS lawyer Thomas Goldstein's tax-evasion case
Superseding 22-count indictment now includes allegations that Goldstein used poker income to circumvent lien connected to prior tax levies
haleyhintze.substack.com
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Feds add details in poker-playing SCOTUS lawyer Thomas Goldstein's tax-evasion case.
Superseding 22-count indictment now includes allegations that Goldstein used poker income to circumvent lien connected to prior tax levies. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/feds-add-d...
Superseding 22-count indictment now includes allegations that Goldstein used poker income to circumvent lien connected to prior tax levies. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/feds-add-d...
Before this, the last two Shakers were Salt-N-Pepa.
August 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Before this, the last two Shakers were Salt-N-Pepa.
Reposted
Reposted
Trump wanting a Nobel Peace Prize *this nakedly* is so thirsty and pathetic.
August 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump wanting a Nobel Peace Prize *this nakedly* is so thirsty and pathetic.
Sandwich guy has already been contacted by a couple of lawyers who have offered him pro bologno representation.
August 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sandwich guy has already been contacted by a couple of lawyers who have offered him pro bologno representation.
Global to Ignition: 'Hold Our Beer'. Global Poker exits Mississippi and New York; California setback looms in the near future. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Global to Ignition: 'Hold Our Beer'
Global Poker exits Mississippi and New York; California setback looms in the near future.
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August 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Global to Ignition: 'Hold Our Beer'. Global Poker exits Mississippi and New York; California setback looms in the near future. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...
Michigan targets Ignition Casino over illicit online gambling services. PaiWangLuo Network site seemingly slow-walking exit from Wolverine State following cease-and-desist order
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Michigan targets Ignition Casino over illicit online gambling services
PaiWangLuo Network site seemingly slow-walking exit from Wolverine State following cease-and-desist order
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August 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Michigan targets Ignition Casino over illicit online gambling services. PaiWangLuo Network site seemingly slow-walking exit from Wolverine State following cease-and-desist order
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The project impossible: (A/K/A: The Dave Woods Chronicles, Part 2)
Sometimes it's blatantly obvious when someone is plotting to get you gone
haleyhintze.substack.com/p/the-projec...
Sometimes it's blatantly obvious when someone is plotting to get you gone
haleyhintze.substack.com/p/the-projec...
The project impossible: (A/K/A: The Dave Woods Chronicles, Part 2)
Sometimes it's blatantly obvious when someone is plotting to get you gone
haleyhintze.substack.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The project impossible: (A/K/A: The Dave Woods Chronicles, Part 2)
Sometimes it's blatantly obvious when someone is plotting to get you gone
haleyhintze.substack.com/p/the-projec...
Sometimes it's blatantly obvious when someone is plotting to get you gone
haleyhintze.substack.com/p/the-projec...