What a crazy night! Some wizard got drunk and cast a spell and suddenly Giants were dancing on the tavern roof, a centaur rode a talking horse through the lobby, and the fish in the fountain started singing. I'm still finding random lost items around the tavern, is that a toad in a bonnet...

I swear this commercial takes up core memory space...

To Wednesdays. For all eternity.

I'm Winston Broxten. I own and run a Tavern named Colossus Falls on the island of Kaiju's Fang. If you're ever in port stop by and grab a pint and a meal. If it's a slow day, I'll even tell you a tale of one of the legendary Kaiju slayers. #colossusfalls #kaiju

Consider this...

Me to almost 3yr old: Do you know what this square box is?

3yr old: a square!

Me: yes, a square. Ok well it's a TV.

3yr old: open it so I can look inside.

Me: ...
The TV...

Sunday Specials:

Cockatrice Eggs on Fresh Baked Rolls.

Roasted Harpy with mashed potatoes and Harvest vegetables.

Hot Spiced Wine and candied summer fruits.

#colossusfalls

So out of touch- are introductions a thing?

Married. Mom. Fun. Awkward. Sophomoric humor. Emotes through GIFs. Obscure song lyrics.

And here we go...

Hello there, I was going to introduce myself for my first post but one of my staff just informed me that a flock of Harpies has taken over the top floor of the building. Time to dust off some of those adventuring skills! Now, where did I store that bow... #harpies #messy #firstpost #colossusfalls