texts you might expect from me, your friend
April 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
texts you might expect from me, your friend
scientists: debating the deadliness of avian flu and if eggs are healthy cholesterol
me eating three eggs for breakfast: im lord farquad
me eating three eggs for breakfast: im lord farquad
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
scientists: debating the deadliness of avian flu and if eggs are healthy cholesterol
me eating three eggs for breakfast: im lord farquad
me eating three eggs for breakfast: im lord farquad
been very busy with work, healing some wounds, doing my best, and I dyed my hair red!!! have some selfies
March 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
been very busy with work, healing some wounds, doing my best, and I dyed my hair red!!! have some selfies
I made myself an avocado toast with eggs, cotija, hot sauce, bacon & everything but the bagel seasoning. I think I’ll open a shop in Brooklyn and charge $20 for this
January 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I made myself an avocado toast with eggs, cotija, hot sauce, bacon & everything but the bagel seasoning. I think I’ll open a shop in Brooklyn and charge $20 for this
this might be the best thing i’ve ever made
January 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this might be the best thing i’ve ever made
the importance of rainbow carrots cannot be understated
January 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
the importance of rainbow carrots cannot be understated
Did some projects around the house and feel a bit better but ignoring the inauguration still
January 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Did some projects around the house and feel a bit better but ignoring the inauguration still
I love the Frank Sinatra mural in Hoboken with AI hands
January 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love the Frank Sinatra mural in Hoboken with AI hands
when you have little plastic baggies in the house but it’s for a very normal & legal reason
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
when you have little plastic baggies in the house but it’s for a very normal & legal reason
He’s just like mommy (napping under heating pad)
January 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He’s just like mommy (napping under heating pad)
POV i am your coworker who is totally normal and cool
December 30, 2024 at 1:55 PM
POV i am your coworker who is totally normal and cool
it’s not easy being green
December 29, 2024 at 6:46 PM
it’s not easy being green
Very cozy Saturday vibes
December 29, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Very cozy Saturday vibes
if he wanted to he would (i got up and slipped my legs out to go to the bathroom and then slipped back in and he stayed in the same spot the entire time)
December 29, 2024 at 2:52 AM
if he wanted to he would (i got up and slipped my legs out to go to the bathroom and then slipped back in and he stayed in the same spot the entire time)
Bad bitch with a baddie friend
March 8, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Bad bitch with a baddie friend
When customers tell me their name on the phone but not why they are calling
March 6, 2024 at 11:22 PM
When customers tell me their name on the phone but not why they are calling
Happy DUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⏳💙🪱
March 1, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Happy DUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⏳💙🪱
What is this online trend where girls wear their sleeves like this instead of at their wrist? (ignore the cat hair) please I feel like Ariana Grande is to blame somehow for this
February 29, 2024 at 1:47 PM
What is this online trend where girls wear their sleeves like this instead of at their wrist? (ignore the cat hair) please I feel like Ariana Grande is to blame somehow for this
Me when my cat jumps on the counter and I put him on the floor
February 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Me when my cat jumps on the counter and I put him on the floor
