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Hal Douken
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I like pro wrestling and pro wrestling accessories.
It's time for Paul Heyman to start dressing like Rollins.

#wwe #wweraw
April 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
How much does it cost to get a #wrestlemania match where I get to hit all the moves that I can do and the announcers have to talk real nice about me?

Is the training camp to learn all the moves included in the price?

#fantasycamp #betterthanspacetho
April 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Technically, Penta Lucha has half the Wrestlemania experience that his brother Rey Fenix-Lucha has.

#wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Iyo, Bianca & Rhea delivering the match of the night so far.

#wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I appreciate Bianca working the boos even though she's right about Rhea.

You either retire a babyface or work long enough to brother brother brother.

#wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A long shot, but I'll kick myself if I don't say it and it actually comes to pass: Finn & Liv.

I think this has got to end with the two of them together, hate doinking in kayfabe.

Finn helped Liv take Judgment Day, Dominik, & the title from Rhea. That's all done now.

#Wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Do you think Undertaker ends all of his one man shows with his fist dramatically in the air like Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club?

#wwe #wweSmackdown
April 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I always hear the crowd as chanting "SEE THEM, PUNK!"

#wwe #wweSmackdown
April 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm just going to say it: I don't care for the Undertaker.

#wwe #wweraw
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Bianca is the refereEST.

#wwe #wweraw
March 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Real American Beer really sent Hogan a green screen and ring lamp to film his commercials at home.
March 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Kate Bush could have jumped in AT ANY TIME!

#wwe #wweraw
March 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm gonna form a Mexican death metal band called Gunthero.

#wweraw #wwe
March 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Will Temu Porn Stache work an ambulance match with Travis Scott?

#wweraw #wwe
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Lucha Master: With this you will wield unimaginable power. #wweraw #wwe

Gable:
March 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ludwig Kaiser here to announce that he's taking over his father's ski chatteau and firing the rag tag group of ski instructors who party too much.

#wwe #wweRaw
March 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
By the power of Atlanta!

#wwe #EliminationChamber #wweChamber
March 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me still thinking bout that tree

#wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber
March 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dwayne Johnson got hopped up on Thetans and became The Final Boss: a combination of Mr. McMahon and Hollywood Hogan who is also Heihachi Mishima from Tekken.

#wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber
March 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Rock here to talk forbidden donuts.

#wwe #wweChamber #EliminationChamber
March 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
WWE avoiding Drake like they avoided David Arquette holding a “FORNER WCW CHAMP" sign during the Invasion.

#wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber
March 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Are we not ending on the men's Chamber because The Rock needs his Thetans clear for Xenu?

#wweChamber #wwe #EliminationChamber #scientology
March 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Everytime that I hear KO's theme, I expect to hear the *plink!* in this Helmet song between riffs.

#wweChamber #EliminationChamber #wwe

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Helmet & House Of Pain - Just Another Victim (Judgment Night Soundtrack) Lyrics on screen
YouTube video by R.P.C. Lyric Videos
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March 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Rock is a secret Scientologist. I have no proof and I will take no questions.

#wwe #EliminationChamber
March 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I wouldn't be mad at a three way with Iyo, but Rhea and Bianca one on one at WM has been the dream since before Rhea had short blonde hair.

#EliminationChamber #wwe
March 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM