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haldean.bsky.social
the joey chestnut of beer
@haldean.bsky.social
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i’m mister filmmaker
(mrfm.productions and pixar)
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haldean.bsky.social
i think i love sculpting???
screenshot of the Nomad Sculpt app in which I have created a 3D model of the world’s greatest dog
January 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
haldean.bsky.social
happy new year
January 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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oh you aren’t worried about AI enslaving all humans?? well consider this apocalyptic scenario: an AI starts enforcing age of consent laws
tweet from twitter blue subscriber eliezer yudkowsky: “if you’re not worried about the utter extinction of humanity, consider this scarier prospect: an AI reads the *entire* legal code — which no human can know or obey — and threatens to enforce it, via police reports and lawsuits, against anyone who doesn’t comply with its orders.”, 303 thousand views, 942 likes.
January 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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lmao twitter is trying to juice engagement by sending me notifications for tweets by people i don’t follow complaining about how much twitter blows
screenshot of a twitter notification where someone is saying “this is just getting very very sad”
July 12, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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someone who is good at the economy please help me
a screenshot that says “Your system has run out of application memory”, along with a list of processes, most of which are using less than a gigabyte of ram but one of them (davinci resolve) is somehow using 61 GB
July 12, 2023 at 3:37 AM
haldean.bsky.social
got a new morning routine where i eat a sandwich and walk to the bus instead of driving and damn if i had known it was going to be this easy to feel like not-shit every morning i would have done this months ago
a picture from the POV of someone one a sidewalk of a beautiful roast beef, egg, cheese and onion sandwich on scallion bread
July 12, 2023 at 1:39 AM
haldean.bsky.social
good morning
picture of a memoji meditating
July 10, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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lmao
a screenshot of an Economist headline that reads: "Greenflation is a nonsense idea. Inflation is the result of economic policy mistakes and war, not corporate avarice"
July 6, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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and if you’re wondering why i went on so many dates with her:
a picture of a sad person with the caption “8 signs of low self esteem”
July 4, 2023 at 1:08 AM
haldean.bsky.social
planning a weekend trip and i'm reminded that the restaurants in small towns full of the ultrawealthy are all shit. you're all so rich. have some standards.
a screenshot of a review of a restaurant called Little Napoli where the reviewer praises the restaurant because "nothing tastes from a bag or processed" a screenshot from a review in which someone compliments a restaurant saying "this is a gym with an upstairs view. they have an extensive wine list" a review of a restaurant called The Noodle Place in which the reviewer complains that the napkins are "very thin old-fashioned diner style napkins in a stainless steel vertical container - they simple shred in your..."
June 30, 2023 at 1:02 AM
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three of us <3
June 27, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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my unemployed brother in law is so sweaty for the bug eyes
June 20, 2023 at 10:12 PM
haldean.bsky.social
lmao gen x bodied in the new yorker
a quote from a new yorker article about the marvel cinematic universe: “Anyone bemoaning Gen X’s supposed lack of cultural influence should look to the M.C.U.”
June 13, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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just learned about FLAMIN' HOT (2023) and all i gotta say is
June 7, 2023 at 11:27 PM
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:)
picture of a wood house way up on a hill surrounded by trees
May 16, 2023 at 7:15 AM
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took my 35mm camera into the woods to try to get a picture for a movie poster today and forgot how exciting it is to shoot on film on assignment. won’t have any idea if i got a good one until monday 🤷‍♂️
May 14, 2023 at 6:45 AM