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Zee
@halcyonera.bsky.social
Living like Larry 💃🏽

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🎮 Super Mario, The legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing
📖 Twilight, ACOTAR, romantasy, mystery, apocalypse
📺 TWD, Bojack Horseman, Regular Show, Attack on Titan, Fruits Basket, Jurassic Park, Planet of the Apes
🧚🏼‍♀️ Paranormal, raves, writing, gym, collecting, crystals, plants

#promosky
When am I going to get a break from these life lessons
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
People that surrender their old dog and go get a puppy piss me off fr
“We couldn’t give him what he needed anymore”
Then don’t get another dog and repeat the cycle???????
July 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What everyone sees vs what I see
May 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Good morning to everyone expect those who don’t rack their weights at the gym
March 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Nothing tastes better than fries that aren’t yours
March 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I said I never wanted to get married but if he has good health insurance I just might 🫣
February 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
One of the most humbling things ever is ordering food for yourself and receiving two sets of cutlery with it
February 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Actual picture of me driving home from work after a long day of being a high energy social butterfly
January 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
But have you REALLY had a true dating experience if you’ve never had to sit there awkwardly while a guy you hardly know started rapping to you
January 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Throwback to when I was in 6th grade and embarrassed to admit I watched Hannah Montana and forward to me now omw to my big girl business job jamming to my Hannah Montana CD
January 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Some Casetify cases are so cute but the logo placement is criminal
January 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Old Christmas music warms my soul
December 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Mom I think I’m in love with un Músico
December 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I have a feeling my partner is going to be a divorced man that I meet in my 30s. Poor guy is probably engaged with high hopes right now
December 22, 2024 at 9:59 PM
This year I learned how to let go. I wish I could say it was through a deep revelation but really it was because of that show with the alcoholic horse
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I wonder what I’d be like today if I wasn’t reading smutty 1D fanfics back when I was a teen
December 15, 2024 at 3:50 PM
🎮 Super Mario, The legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing
📖 Twilight, ACOTAR, romantasy, mystery, apocalypse
📺 TWD, Bojack Horseman, Regular Show, Attack on Titan, Fruits Basket, Jurassic Park, Planet of the Apes
🧚🏼‍♀️ Paranormal, raves, writing, gym, collecting, crystals, plants

#promosky
December 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
My party trick is spotting an attractive guy and ignoring him all night while also being aware of where he is the entire time through nothing but my peripheral vision
December 15, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Whenever I travel I like to collect matches on tinder like they’re Pokémon
December 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Poor spiders out here just existing and everyone just killing them 😭
December 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Idk if there’s something wrong with me but having to share a bed with someone one day for the rest of my life doesn’t sound like a win to me
December 13, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Not to cause a public freak out but I just heard that Lightning McQueen was reported missing :(
December 11, 2024 at 7:25 PM
A poem by 🧚🏼‍♀️Me🧚🏼‍♀️
If you were to ask me
If I ever think of you
I’d answer honestly
And say I do
But all I can think about
Is how you’re a little pussy coward bitch that I’m embarrassed to have dated. Fuck you. Fuck your mom. Fuck your dad. Fuck your friend. Fuck your existence. Guacala bitch
🫶
December 11, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I followed a beginners Pilates class on YouTube and as someone who’s been working out for four years I was like “this isn’t doing shit” so stopped halfway through. This morning I woke up to half my body being sore 🫠
December 3, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Online shopping is my true love
November 29, 2024 at 10:09 PM