Hal Cruttenden
@halcruttenden.bsky.social
Comedian and actor on tour in 2025!!!! I don’t have much time for work as my whole day is spent on social media, laughing and crying.
A mate from London popped in to see my Edinburgh show last night. #namedrop #SadiqKhan #MayorOfLondon
August 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
A mate from London popped in to see my Edinburgh show last night. #namedrop #SadiqKhan #MayorOfLondon
Edinburgh Festival Announcement!!!! Come see me or see Oasis!!! Tickets at halcruttenden.com
April 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Edinburgh Festival Announcement!!!! Come see me or see Oasis!!! Tickets at halcruttenden.com
Edinburgh Festival Announcement!!!! Come see me or see Oasis!!! Tickets at halcruttenden.com
April 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Edinburgh Festival Announcement!!!! Come see me or see Oasis!!! Tickets at halcruttenden.com
This is not a parody on Twitter. This really happened.
January 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This is not a parody on Twitter. This really happened.
Happy New Year Everyone!!! I mean it!!!!
December 31, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Happy New Year Everyone!!! I mean it!!!!
New tour announcement!
Move over Taylor Swift, Oasis and Paul McCartney! I’m back on the road in the autumn of 2025 and fully expect to be selling out stadiums by 2026. 😉 Tickets at halcruttenden.com
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
Move over Taylor Swift, Oasis and Paul McCartney! I’m back on the road in the autumn of 2025 and fully expect to be selling out stadiums by 2026. 😉 Tickets at halcruttenden.com
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
December 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
New tour announcement!
Move over Taylor Swift, Oasis and Paul McCartney! I’m back on the road in the autumn of 2025 and fully expect to be selling out stadiums by 2026. 😉 Tickets at halcruttenden.com
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
Move over Taylor Swift, Oasis and Paul McCartney! I’m back on the road in the autumn of 2025 and fully expect to be selling out stadiums by 2026. 😉 Tickets at halcruttenden.com
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
It’s at times like these when you need your friends round you. The problem is that Mark lost a lot of his friends when he changed his opinions to become a right wing propagandist on GB News.
December 19, 2024 at 12:02 PM
It’s at times like these when you need your friends round you. The problem is that Mark lost a lot of his friends when he changed his opinions to become a right wing propagandist on GB News.
Half price! The arsehole’s obviously not selling. Rejoice! 🤣😂
December 11, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Half price! The arsehole’s obviously not selling. Rejoice! 🤣😂
I’m going to be pushing a tour soon, so thought I’d remind everyone how popular I am….
December 5, 2024 at 9:26 AM
I’m going to be pushing a tour soon, so thought I’d remind everyone how popular I am….