[[Number 1 RatedSalesman1997]]
@halbigshot.bsky.social
EVERYBUDDY'S FAVORITE
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
main: @halberdly.bsky.social
PROFESSIONAL NOUNS: HE/THEY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
main: @halberdly.bsky.social
PROFESSIONAL NOUNS: HE/THEY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [mlik] FOR ONLY *2147483647 KROMER* A MONTH
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [mlik] FOR ONLY *2147483647 KROMER* A MONTH
literally how
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
literally how
[[BIG!!]] MORNING
September 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
[[BIG!!]] MORNING
HOLY [$#!T] IT'S ME
July 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
HOLY [$#!T] IT'S ME
I'M GOING TO DOUSE [Baltimore] IN FIRE AND SET IT ON GAS
July 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'M GOING TO DOUSE [Baltimore] IN FIRE AND SET IT ON GAS
HAEHAEHAEHAE
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
July 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
HAEHAEHAEHAE
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
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July 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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[Loud Correct Buzzer]
June 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
[Loud Correct Buzzer]
TAKE THE [Deal]
June 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
TAKE THE [Deal]
NOW MAKE LIKE A [[BIG SHOT!!]] AND-
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
June 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
NOW MAKE LIKE A [[BIG SHOT!!]] AND-
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
AND BEFORE YOU SAY THAT THIS IS A SPOILER [Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer] IMPLIED IT
June 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AND BEFORE YOU SAY THAT THIS IS A SPOILER [Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer] IMPLIED IT
[Hochi Mama refers to Noelle and her mom is a] [$*@&]ING @$$
June 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
[Hochi Mama refers to Noelle and her mom is a] [$*@&]ING @$$
AND I REFUSE TO GET [Iconic River Song Catchphrase]
June 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
AND I REFUSE TO GET [Iconic River Song Catchphrase]
OR MAYBE NOT I HAVE NOT [Scene It] THE [Seen It] WHERE I [Interaction Bait] WITH HIM
June 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
OR MAYBE NOT I HAVE NOT [Scene It] THE [Seen It] WHERE I [Interaction Bait] WITH HIM
SORRY [Haven]
THE LOCATION YOU ARE GOING TO IS LOCATED IN [Heaven]
AND I CAN'T [$#@&]ING LEAVE THE [Dark] NO MATTER HOW [when dwayne johnson gets a @#$&! is he "rock" hard] I TRY
THE LOCATION YOU ARE GOING TO IS LOCATED IN [Heaven]
AND I CAN'T [$#@&]ING LEAVE THE [Dark] NO MATTER HOW [when dwayne johnson gets a @#$&! is he "rock" hard] I TRY
June 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
SORRY [Haven]
THE LOCATION YOU ARE GOING TO IS LOCATED IN [Heaven]
AND I CAN'T [$#@&]ING LEAVE THE [Dark] NO MATTER HOW [when dwayne johnson gets a @#$&! is he "rock" hard] I TRY
THE LOCATION YOU ARE GOING TO IS LOCATED IN [Heaven]
AND I CAN'T [$#@&]ING LEAVE THE [Dark] NO MATTER HOW [when dwayne johnson gets a @#$&! is he "rock" hard] I TRY
TENNA IS AN OLD CRT TV FROM CHAPTER THREE
HE'S AN [@$$H0L3] GAMESHOW HOST I WOULD GLADLY HIT HIM WITH [Rocks]
HE'S AN [@$$H0L3] GAMESHOW HOST I WOULD GLADLY HIT HIM WITH [Rocks]
June 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
TENNA IS AN OLD CRT TV FROM CHAPTER THREE
HE'S AN [@$$H0L3] GAMESHOW HOST I WOULD GLADLY HIT HIM WITH [Rocks]
HE'S AN [@$$H0L3] GAMESHOW HOST I WOULD GLADLY HIT HIM WITH [Rocks]
HAEHAEHAEHAE
STOP TICKLING ME HAEHAEHAE
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THAT [Clown] PRANK CALLED ME LIKE A [$#@&]ING [The Symptoms]
[Insert Cutaway Gag Here]
STOP TICKLING ME HAEHAEHAE
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THAT [Clown] PRANK CALLED ME LIKE A [$#@&]ING [The Symptoms]
[Insert Cutaway Gag Here]
June 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
HAEHAEHAEHAE
STOP TICKLING ME HAEHAEHAE
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THAT [Clown] PRANK CALLED ME LIKE A [$#@&]ING [The Symptoms]
[Insert Cutaway Gag Here]
STOP TICKLING ME HAEHAEHAE
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THAT [Clown] PRANK CALLED ME LIKE A [$#@&]ING [The Symptoms]
[Insert Cutaway Gag Here]
WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY ADVERTISEMENTS AND BOTS I'M ALWAYS SEEING [why is there so much PORN -Ted from hit movie Ted]
June 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY ADVERTISEMENTS AND BOTS I'M ALWAYS SEEING [why is there so much PORN -Ted from hit movie Ted]