I’m a Jew who doesn’t really participate in Christmas but I have a non-Jewish boyfriend who loves to remind me this photo of me exists.

Does anybody else text their partner pictures of food to make sure you’re buying the right thing? Who knew there were SO many different types of Doritos?!

Hear me out on this one: The Fabulous Four might be good for your health. #FilmSky

Just so it’s known…

My mood for the foreseeable future.

If the current state of X (or Twitter) had a mood, it would be a bothered Dorothy Zbornak. #GoldenGirls

At this point, 200 is a goal weight.

I guess this is my way of answering the age-old question, “If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?” Apparently my answer is yes, yes I would.