Hakei
@hakei.bsky.social
Some guy who pushes buttons on the computer. May be an animal. How would you know?
Adorable! But what about Cali-Fin and Heritage 2.0 (or the earlier Reverse Retro or original design it was based on)? 😉
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Adorable! But what about Cali-Fin and Heritage 2.0 (or the earlier Reverse Retro or original design it was based on)? 😉
Sigh. Did I actually miss that today? :/
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sigh. Did I actually miss that today? :/
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August 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Best part is the surprisingly full featured elevator control logic!
August 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Best part is the surprisingly full featured elevator control logic!
On a logical level, I get it: you push early, you get in line, and with some luck, you make your arrival early. Everyone wins.
In practice, if things are the least bit busy, you just get moved out to the penalty box until your scheduled departure anyway. Sucks for everyone.
In practice, if things are the least bit busy, you just get moved out to the penalty box until your scheduled departure anyway. Sucks for everyone.
August 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
On a logical level, I get it: you push early, you get in line, and with some luck, you make your arrival early. Everyone wins.
In practice, if things are the least bit busy, you just get moved out to the penalty box until your scheduled departure anyway. Sucks for everyone.
In practice, if things are the least bit busy, you just get moved out to the penalty box until your scheduled departure anyway. Sucks for everyone.
If it makes you feel better — I waited for an emergency vehicle with lights + siren while having a green light in my direction, and someone went around me to turn right anyway; zero fucks given.
August 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If it makes you feel better — I waited for an emergency vehicle with lights + siren while having a green light in my direction, and someone went around me to turn right anyway; zero fucks given.
I got stopped the other day by an entire flock of geese that decided they wanted to have an impromptu block party without the proper permits or road closure signs.
July 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I got stopped the other day by an entire flock of geese that decided they wanted to have an impromptu block party without the proper permits or road closure signs.
Time to bring this classic out again.
July 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Time to bring this classic out again.
I still know at least one guy that unironically uses an iPod Shuffle for workouts, despite it being ancient and totally EOL. Turns out a simple device that is “random music box” that can be had for $30-40 so it’s not a big deal if lost/damaged is exactly what he wants.
July 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I still know at least one guy that unironically uses an iPod Shuffle for workouts, despite it being ancient and totally EOL. Turns out a simple device that is “random music box” that can be had for $30-40 so it’s not a big deal if lost/damaged is exactly what he wants.
Learned the Periodic Table of the Elements thanks to his help! 🤣
July 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Learned the Periodic Table of the Elements thanks to his help! 🤣
Ah yes my favorite. You have angered the rain gods by assuming rain would not occur — like washing your car.
July 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ah yes my favorite. You have angered the rain gods by assuming rain would not occur — like washing your car.
Damn PJ! Give those fox peets a good, well-deserved rest!
July 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Damn PJ! Give those fox peets a good, well-deserved rest!
Also, wow, please ignore my awful typos… I think autocorrupt bit me — TOS = this.
July 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Also, wow, please ignore my awful typos… I think autocorrupt bit me — TOS = this.
So much love, Stormy. <3 I know TOS has been extremely tough on all of you.
July 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So much love, Stormy. <3 I know TOS has been extremely tough on all of you.
Eyyy! Hope you had a great time and a happy birthday!
July 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Eyyy! Hope you had a great time and a happy birthday!
Can I steal a PJ plushie that’s snuggling an even smaller Paladin plushie? 🥺
July 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Can I steal a PJ plushie that’s snuggling an even smaller Paladin plushie? 🥺
Immediately thought of this: m.youtube.com/shorts/Edar5...
Real things I’ve seen as a Firefighter. The last thing I ever thought I’d see. #box #firefighter
YouTube video by Fire Department Chronicles
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July 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Immediately thought of this: m.youtube.com/shorts/Edar5...
My app wallpaper was a gift from a friend many, many years ago in the style of Goli Matsumoto. Even all these years later, I’ve not wanted to change it; it’s that special. And for my lock screen, I’ve got a beautiful sunset that’s very sentimental to me.
July 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My app wallpaper was a gift from a friend many, many years ago in the style of Goli Matsumoto. Even all these years later, I’ve not wanted to change it; it’s that special. And for my lock screen, I’ve got a beautiful sunset that’s very sentimental to me.
Y’know, same! Doing orthodontics has forced me to take better care of myself, to the point of this last cleaning visit it was, “wow, there’s nothing for me to do except remove this staining. Let me guess, you drink coffee?” “Tea.” “Yep, that’ll do it.”
July 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Y’know, same! Doing orthodontics has forced me to take better care of myself, to the point of this last cleaning visit it was, “wow, there’s nothing for me to do except remove this staining. Let me guess, you drink coffee?” “Tea.” “Yep, that’ll do it.”
Honestly sounds like driving in the bay… except if you’re that slower car in front to the left, you can’t move right because everyone immediately tries to pass you on the right for no reason. I swear you can’t win here because everyone does 75 or 55; nothing between.
July 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Honestly sounds like driving in the bay… except if you’re that slower car in front to the left, you can’t move right because everyone immediately tries to pass you on the right for no reason. I swear you can’t win here because everyone does 75 or 55; nothing between.
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that was “I identify as a red sports car” or something and just groaned.
July 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that was “I identify as a red sports car” or something and just groaned.
Thinking back to how bad my flossing habit was a year ago — yeah… this would be great if people flossed regularly! :P (I have since fixed my heathen ways.)
July 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Thinking back to how bad my flossing habit was a year ago — yeah… this would be great if people flossed regularly! :P (I have since fixed my heathen ways.)
Great time for folks going to Oshkosh for no particular reason this week. 😬
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Great time for folks going to Oshkosh for no particular reason this week. 😬
I swear, the things you deal with…
July 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I swear, the things you deal with…