Awesome spaghetti should be a basic human right. That’s why I’m introducing a bill - the “Awesome Spaghetti Act”, or ASA - to make this a reality for all of America. Left or right, you can agree everyone deserves awesome spaghetti.

These are the type of American men we need to be supporting. Not "Gaymers". Not Politics nerds. Hardworking, American men.

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