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Hakase
@hakase4295.bsky.social
PI by day, pro-wrestler by night!
Adventures of another life, another place and another time.
(`・ω・´)
http://rikutonyanase.carrd.co/
https://nekopuro.carrd.co/
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"A witness? Unfortunate... for you, that is. Nothing personal, but I've got to tie up loose ends."
「目撃者、か…君は本当に運が悪かったな。
悪く思うなよ。俺は…いや、“後始末”をしないといけないんだ。」

(Or, a magnificent depiction of him in his... other side gig by @CthulhuOo on Skeb🥰)

#hakaseart
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"Heh... so you're the next challenger? You've certainly got some guts. Let's see if you can walk the talk, shall we?"
「へぇ……次の挑戦者はお前か。いい度胸だね。どこまでやれるか、見せてもらおうじゃねぇか。」

(A most gorgeous portrayal of him in his full regalia by @yohikooooo!)

#hakaseart
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"NEKO'S GRABBED HOLD OF DYN'S HAND AND ROLLED OVER ONCE MORE... WHAT'S HE- EGADS! DYN IS ON FULL DISPLAY!!!"

"Scream for me, Dyn. Scream for ALL to hear, and for everyone to see... Cry out who's the king. Who's the ALPHA of the ring!"

"N- no... no!!! I- I'M..."

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"WAIT, NO! NEKO'S ROLLED THROUGH AND... EGADS, WHAT A TURNABOUT! THE CHALLENGER'S TRAPPED!"

"Hah... hah... almost... Maybe if you'd spent less time showboating and focused instead on giving me the respect I'm due... But it's MY turn now!"

"L- let go!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
October 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"THR-!!! WAIT, NO, NEKO GOT A SHOULDER UP! DYN'S SHOCKED! HE CLEARLY THOUGHT HE HAD THIS ONE IN THE BAG!"

"Grr... persistent one, aren't you? But you're going nowhere!!!"

"HE'S STRUGGLING, BUT THE KING IS RAPIDLY FADING! IS ENDING ON A KO OR A TAP OUT?!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"NEKO'S OUT COLD! WHAT A CHANCE FOR THE CHALLENGER TO PUT AWAY THE KING FOR GOOD! BUT... WHAT'S THIS?! INSTEAD OF HOOKING A LEG HE'S CHOSEN... A COCKY PIN?! WILL DYN REGRET THIS?!"

"Count 'im, ref... he's going nowhere. Your reign is over, Neko! MY age is come!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
September 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Ready to give up, Neko?!"

"N- NEVER!!!"

"FINE. Your funeral, then! TIME FOR A RIDE, NEKO!!!"

"NEKO'S LANDED A COUPLE OF GOOD ELBOWS TO THE CHALLENGER'S GUT! IS HE- EGADS! IT'S DYN'S FINISHER! THE ROYAL CUTTER!!! IS THIS IT FOR THE KING!?"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
September 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"THE KING'S IN DANGER, FOLKS! DYN HAS A POINT ON THE CHAMP AND NEKO'S STRUGGLING TO RECOVER FROM THAT FALL!"

"... Not bad. But it's far from over!"

"Oh yeah? You're looking pretty gassed out there, your majesty... looks like a new age is upon us!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
September 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Heh, sloppy! I could see it coming from a mile away! Ready or not, it's MY turn now!" 😏

(He may not be the fastest or the strongest, but you bet he has the technical finesse to stand toe-to-toe with any foe... And triumph over them! A magnificent piece by @A3_xxxx!)

#hakaseart
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Front page model? Front page model!

(Or, him, and his various shenanigans just to keep the lights on at his PI agency... as envisioned by @phrontomiqo.bsky.social 😂 Thank you for the sweet edit!)

#hakasess
#hakaseart
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Excuse me, I don't suppose you've seen either hide or hair… well, tail of this winsome specimen, have you?”

(Or, he hath come to ask you about the missing cat last seen in your neighbourhood. What doth thouest sayeth? An absolutely enthralling portrait of him by @sring-s2.bsky.social)

#hakaseart
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"What's the matter, Kyo? Tapping out already? Nuh uh uh... Use your words. None of that pitiful whimpering. Say it. Or perhaps you actually like it. Junior down there certainly does."

Magnificent fanart by @hiranyan.bsky.social, inspired by @prettyhyur.bsky.social's tantalising pose!🫣🥺

#hakaseart
September 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Sometimes he moonlights as a gravure model... especially when his services of his private eye are in short demand 😅

(Or, an exceptionally soft and fuwafuwa (... or mofumofu?) depiction of him by @haruno__710!)

#hakaseart
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Jemsuuuuu~ ready for a ride?!" ◉⁠‿⁠◉
"Wait, wha-" (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ

(Or, a traditional summer greeting, frowned upon by lifeguards all over... (warning: do not try at home) A buzzer beater with manager-san @jemsffxiv.bsky.social to round off summer shenanigans! 😎☺️)

#hakasess
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Think you can take us on!?"

(Or, Summer never ends 🏝️🐈🐈‍⬛🌅 (w/ Catboyz unit-mate @seinLff14!))
August 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"Huh, already over? And here I thought you'd put up more of a fight..." (An absolutely phenomenal and impactful piece of him by @8ruakira! 🥰😍)

「えっ、もう終わり? もっと粘ってくれると思ってたのに……」(@8ruakira さんによる圧倒的で心に響く素晴らしい作品!🥰😍)

#hakaseart
August 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Hear that roar of the crowd? Those cheers of my name? I'm coming for you, *chump*, and there's nothing you can do to stop me, or my rise! You're. NEXT!!!"

(Or, an incredible portrayal of him, calling out to his fans at the close of a match by @akadashipopo on skeb! 🥰)

#hakaseart
August 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"You can count to 20, ref... This jobber's *done*! He's not. Going. Anywhere!!!"

(Or, my take on a silly trend that's been floating around... using a delicious pose by @xivlynx.bsky.social as a base and featuring jobber extraordinaire, @prettyhyur.bsky.social 😈😏😝)

#hakasess
August 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
←For my sanity
For my insanity→

(Or, "Looks like all's well at the pool!" 😌/ "How about I let you gulp down a couple more mouthfuls of water, hmm?" 😈

A silly trend that inspired @jemsffxiv.bsky.social and, in turn, inspired me! XD)

#hakasess
August 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Through a judicious use of 'checkpoints' and leapfrogs... We made it to the top! 😆

(Or, just him, with a certain purple brat of a catte... Enjoying the celebratory summer view from up on high! 🌅🐈‍⬛🐈)

@camyaxiv.bsky.social
#hakasess
August 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Hah... hah... I've got you now, Neko!" 😡
"Heh... have you, now, really...? 😈

(Or, Neko... in a pinch and grounded by @xivlynx.bsky.social? Or...?! Our lads, most beautifully drawn in @Yueshengshi (on Vgen)'s absolutely gorgeous style! 🥵🥰🫠)

#hakaseart
August 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"... And your winner, and number one contender for the belt, NEKO!!!"

("Upstart", they called him. And so one he would be as he blazed through the league, paving his ascension to the top with his foes' broken and beaten bodies... A pivotal moment, magnificently rendered by @comcomhey.bsky.social !)
August 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Who's... Next?"

(An absolutely sublime and stunningly beautiful rendition of him in @sring-s2.bsky.social 's absolutely inimitable style... I'm so happy with how it turned out 🥺)

#hakaseart
August 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Summer's certainly heating up of late, hasn't it? Now, remember to stretch before- Are you listening? I'm not fishing you out if you get a cramp there!"

(Or, lifeguarding duties always seem to double when he's up🫠 A most splendid summer-appropriate one by @/ngreentail.bsky.social!)

#hakaseart
August 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
An absolutely gorgeous piece of Neko in his new digs, designed by @pangpang19.bsky.social , and lovingly drawn in stunning detail by @moofino.bsky.social !!!

(And also, a fitting post for #プロレス記念日?! 🙈)

#hakaseart
July 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM