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Love going to the gym and hearing crappy dance remixes of songs. Yeah. :|
December 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Love going to the gym and hearing crappy dance remixes of songs. Yeah. :|
For once I'd like to see a movie/show where the bipolar/schizo/whatever character isn't supported no matter what crazy things she does. Where friends and family go "Yanno what? We don't love you no matter what. Get help." and just leave. Short movie, I suppose.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
For once I'd like to see a movie/show where the bipolar/schizo/whatever character isn't supported no matter what crazy things she does. Where friends and family go "Yanno what? We don't love you no matter what. Get help." and just leave. Short movie, I suppose.
What's with expiration dates now being printed so small and in odd areas?
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What's with expiration dates now being printed so small and in odd areas?
Daniel Raccoon was an animal
He was a small animal
With a mask like a bandito
He's dining on your Fritos
Woo woo
He was a small animal
With a mask like a bandito
He's dining on your Fritos
Woo woo
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Daniel Raccoon was an animal
He was a small animal
With a mask like a bandito
He's dining on your Fritos
Woo woo
He was a small animal
With a mask like a bandito
He's dining on your Fritos
Woo woo
Ridin, cruisin, AARP perusin
In my sports car and you can bet
Ain't goin over 30 in my vette
vette vette
Old man ain't doin no twerkin
Retiree vette vette vette
Gotta sit down, hips be hurtin
In my sports car and you can bet
Ain't goin over 30 in my vette
vette vette
Old man ain't doin no twerkin
Retiree vette vette vette
Gotta sit down, hips be hurtin
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ridin, cruisin, AARP perusin
In my sports car and you can bet
Ain't goin over 30 in my vette
vette vette
Old man ain't doin no twerkin
Retiree vette vette vette
Gotta sit down, hips be hurtin
In my sports car and you can bet
Ain't goin over 30 in my vette
vette vette
Old man ain't doin no twerkin
Retiree vette vette vette
Gotta sit down, hips be hurtin
Latest Deal Dash commercials are now stating your first bid is a guaranteed win. Guaranteed...on an auction site. Hmm.
Remember that now-defunct Beezid started saying the same thing before they went under. Maybe we'll see the end of "I won this stupid ipad for $10" and such before too long.
Remember that now-defunct Beezid started saying the same thing before they went under. Maybe we'll see the end of "I won this stupid ipad for $10" and such before too long.
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Latest Deal Dash commercials are now stating your first bid is a guaranteed win. Guaranteed...on an auction site. Hmm.
Remember that now-defunct Beezid started saying the same thing before they went under. Maybe we'll see the end of "I won this stupid ipad for $10" and such before too long.
Remember that now-defunct Beezid started saying the same thing before they went under. Maybe we'll see the end of "I won this stupid ipad for $10" and such before too long.
"What shall her highness require for tonight's entertainment?"
"Have some peasants brought in, stripped naked, spun around vigorously, then have them grope one another"
"...perhaps her majesty would like something else? Maybe some mummers? Musicians?"
"No. Only dizzy cottage sleaze will do"
"Have some peasants brought in, stripped naked, spun around vigorously, then have them grope one another"
"...perhaps her majesty would like something else? Maybe some mummers? Musicians?"
"No. Only dizzy cottage sleaze will do"
September 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"What shall her highness require for tonight's entertainment?"
"Have some peasants brought in, stripped naked, spun around vigorously, then have them grope one another"
"...perhaps her majesty would like something else? Maybe some mummers? Musicians?"
"No. Only dizzy cottage sleaze will do"
"Have some peasants brought in, stripped naked, spun around vigorously, then have them grope one another"
"...perhaps her majesty would like something else? Maybe some mummers? Musicians?"
"No. Only dizzy cottage sleaze will do"
Go into a store today and ask if they have any DVDs or Blu Rays. Employee asks "blueberries?". "No, blu ray discs". She says she's never heard of those.
....are you kidding me? It's not like I asked for Betamax, VHS, Laserdisc, cassettes, floppy disks or vinyl records.
....are you kidding me? It's not like I asked for Betamax, VHS, Laserdisc, cassettes, floppy disks or vinyl records.
August 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Go into a store today and ask if they have any DVDs or Blu Rays. Employee asks "blueberries?". "No, blu ray discs". She says she's never heard of those.
....are you kidding me? It's not like I asked for Betamax, VHS, Laserdisc, cassettes, floppy disks or vinyl records.
....are you kidding me? It's not like I asked for Betamax, VHS, Laserdisc, cassettes, floppy disks or vinyl records.
Kidney stones suck. That is all.
July 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Kidney stones suck. That is all.
Flipping through radio channels the other day and there's some preacher that's talking about a group of homosexuals in Texas, and that when you've fallen that low even God has given up on you. Disgusting hate speech, that.
May 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Flipping through radio channels the other day and there's some preacher that's talking about a group of homosexuals in Texas, and that when you've fallen that low even God has given up on you. Disgusting hate speech, that.
When that pill kicks in unexpectedly.
April 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
When that pill kicks in unexpectedly.
If you get the chance, watch Poison Squad on American Experience. Want to see what it was like before food safety laws? Hint: Not good.
April 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you get the chance, watch Poison Squad on American Experience. Want to see what it was like before food safety laws? Hint: Not good.
I don't care if it's from a mistranslation or not, I prefer dog-type kobolds.
April 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I don't care if it's from a mistranslation or not, I prefer dog-type kobolds.