Hairymusclenerd
@hairymusclenerd.bsky.social
I like video games,books, board games, lore (both real and fictional), lifting heavy things and putting them down, and not wearing clothes very much. Super gay, occasionally serious, often slightly saucy. No idea what I'm doing here
As I said to my Canadian friend today: thank you Canada for Feist and gay hockey smut.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As I said to my Canadian friend today: thank you Canada for Feist and gay hockey smut.
I know I'm double posting but the back is backing today
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I know I'm double posting but the back is backing today
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I scoured the internet for a version of that damn Russian sequence with subtitles in English 🤣🤣
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I scoured the internet for a version of that damn Russian sequence with subtitles in English 🤣🤣
My hook up app batting average would have me traded to the minor leagues....
Yup, ghosted again.
Yup, ghosted again.
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My hook up app batting average would have me traded to the minor leagues....
Yup, ghosted again.
Yup, ghosted again.
Well this is a surprise to absolutely no one
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well this is a surprise to absolutely no one
Ok but for a scene canonically set around 2010 picking Feist's Sealion Women as the hook up song was a genius move.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ok but for a scene canonically set around 2010 picking Feist's Sealion Women as the hook up song was a genius move.
What's it going to take to convince scruff no one wants moments?
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What's it going to take to convince scruff no one wants moments?
I don't have the discipline to edge myself but I orgasm so much harder when I do so I guess I'm letting people know they should take their time getting me off thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don't have the discipline to edge myself but I orgasm so much harder when I do so I guess I'm letting people know they should take their time getting me off thank you.
Ok walking through the city in the freezing rain this morning... please donate to help the homeless in your area right now www.bethesdaproject.org
Services for Philadelphians Experiencing Homelessness - Bethesda Project
Bethesda Project is a nonprofit in Philadelphia that providing shelter and services to those experiencing homelessness.
www.bethesdaproject.org
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ok walking through the city in the freezing rain this morning... please donate to help the homeless in your area right now www.bethesdaproject.org
*sigh* deciding to read James Baldwin just after trying to write yourself is... a fun new way to make myself feel bad about my abilities.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
*sigh* deciding to read James Baldwin just after trying to write yourself is... a fun new way to make myself feel bad about my abilities.
The degree to which I am obsessed with Sarina Bowen's The Last Guy On Earth is concerning.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The degree to which I am obsessed with Sarina Bowen's The Last Guy On Earth is concerning.
Ah yes, there was the classic Tal Bauer high drama TWIST!
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ah yes, there was the classic Tal Bauer high drama TWIST!
Tal Bauer characters need to chill out a bit...
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tal Bauer characters need to chill out a bit...
Every time there's a "post your best x pic" challenge my response is "I have access to nearly twenty years of nudes on this device and you expect me to remember the best?"
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every time there's a "post your best x pic" challenge my response is "I have access to nearly twenty years of nudes on this device and you expect me to remember the best?"
In-laws are staying at an Airbnb this year so mornings are more relaxed #semisaturday
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
In-laws are staying at an Airbnb this year so mornings are more relaxed #semisaturday
Honestly this is the main reason to cook a Thanksgiving meal
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Honestly this is the main reason to cook a Thanksgiving meal
Happy Thanksgiving. Something Something wishbone.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Something Something wishbone.
I really thought "You Can Have It All" would get more of a cultural moment.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I really thought "You Can Have It All" would get more of a cultural moment.
People discovering the Arwen/Aragorn age gap, wait till you find out about Melian and Thingol.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
People discovering the Arwen/Aragorn age gap, wait till you find out about Melian and Thingol.
I need to make more time to have sex with my friends.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I need to make more time to have sex with my friends.