HairyBoomerDude
@hairyboomerdude.bsky.social
Scientist, political pundit, hit steamer, AOC's best friend, and savior of art.
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After I explain to my college profesor the origins of the System Shock radiation sound effect a man in the back stands up and claps- that man? A drunkard who stumbled in to the lecture hall and saw a hot valley girl on his Tik Tok scrolll. We are both eject from campus.
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
After I explain to my college profesor the origins of the System Shock radiation sound effect a man in the back stands up and claps- that man? A drunkard who stumbled in to the lecture hall and saw a hot valley girl on his Tik Tok scrolll. We are both eject from campus.
I must think about climate change, I must think about climate change, I must think about climate change, I must not think about Star Wars, I must not think about Star Wars, I must not think about Star Wars, I must think about Star Wars and how it relates to climate change,
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I must think about climate change, I must think about climate change, I must think about climate change, I must not think about Star Wars, I must not think about Star Wars, I must not think about Star Wars, I must think about Star Wars and how it relates to climate change,
I'm sitting in front of a window, watching the rain slide down the glass. My patreon money is running out, calls from the bank in my voicemail. I haven't touched my editing software in months. I haven't touched other things in awhile either. I sigh, unzip, and try to jerk the ennui away.
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm sitting in front of a window, watching the rain slide down the glass. My patreon money is running out, calls from the bank in my voicemail. I haven't touched my editing software in months. I haven't touched other things in awhile either. I sigh, unzip, and try to jerk the ennui away.
"I can't find any good sources... I CAN'T FIND ANY GOOD SOURCES!" I wail, as I tug on my scalp. I find a screwdriver and start furiously dissasembling all my furniture. Everything is broken and nothing can fix it. Not until the sources tell me who made that "bloop" sound effect in Halo 2.
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"I can't find any good sources... I CAN'T FIND ANY GOOD SOURCES!" I wail, as I tug on my scalp. I find a screwdriver and start furiously dissasembling all my furniture. Everything is broken and nothing can fix it. Not until the sources tell me who made that "bloop" sound effect in Halo 2.
Just had an amazing interview with Legal Eagle where I told about him about my upcoming video- Garten Of Banban 0: Subversive Fandom (4:09:47)- and he changed his mind on having Nebule fund vigilante-executioner squads in second world countries like the UK
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just had an amazing interview with Legal Eagle where I told about him about my upcoming video- Garten Of Banban 0: Subversive Fandom (4:09:47)- and he changed his mind on having Nebule fund vigilante-executioner squads in second world countries like the UK
Saw Mandaloregaming and Skillup having sex and one's penis got stuck in the other's mouth because of the Banbanbaleena costume the worse reviewer was wearing. Another win for love in the youtube game review space.
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Saw Mandaloregaming and Skillup having sex and one's penis got stuck in the other's mouth because of the Banbanbaleena costume the worse reviewer was wearing. Another win for love in the youtube game review space.
Why doesn't Bigger Joel simply eat the smaller Joel? Like in the beginning of Spore.
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Do you all remember how socialist Spore was? *crying* Do you all remember Spore being socialist?
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Do you all remember how socialist Spore was? *crying* Do you all remember Spore being socialist?
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why doesn't Bigger Joel simply eat the smaller Joel? Like in the beginning of Spore.
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Do you all remember how socialist Spore was? *crying* Do you all remember Spore being socialist?
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Do you all remember how socialist Spore was? *crying* Do you all remember Spore being socialist?
Alan Moore saw my old Killing Joke video and had John Constantine come to my house. I let him blow me after he couldn't past the runes I set up to defend against Todd Howard's skinthings, so joke's on him haha. Is that lightnibg
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Alan Moore saw my old Killing Joke video and had John Constantine come to my house. I let him blow me after he couldn't past the runes I set up to defend against Todd Howard's skinthings, so joke's on him haha. Is that lightnibg
Is Shadows Of Doubt Copaganda? (And Here's Why It Makes Me Horny I Mean Its Not) (3:46:21)
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Is Shadows Of Doubt Copaganda? (And Here's Why It Makes Me Horny I Mean Its Not) (3:46:21)
I was asked to go on Hasan's stream but I can't be the Left's Joe Rogan. Not after last time... *the sound of 10000 simultaneous suicides after I nationalized Wookiepedia*
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I was asked to go on Hasan's stream but I can't be the Left's Joe Rogan. Not after last time... *the sound of 10000 simultaneous suicides after I nationalized Wookiepedia*
*taking out garote wire* not this time Frank Miller. Comics must be made good and sell less, like I suggested in my video.
June 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
*taking out garote wire* not this time Frank Miller. Comics must be made good and sell less, like I suggested in my video.
Are Gacha Games Woke? (9:54:06)
June 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Are Gacha Games Woke? (9:54:06)
I will NOT do a video on Oppenheimer, it is NOT worthy of time as compared to tracking down sound effects and defeating climate change in video format MR NOLAN
June 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I will NOT do a video on Oppenheimer, it is NOT worthy of time as compared to tracking down sound effects and defeating climate change in video format MR NOLAN
My guide to video essays is to make a new account on Something Awful, post in CSPAM for a week, and the post that gets you banned is what your next video is about. You will need many accounts.
June 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My guide to video essays is to make a new account on Something Awful, post in CSPAM for a week, and the post that gets you banned is what your next video is about. You will need many accounts.
Is Guilty Gear Guilty (Gear) Of Being Plagiarized (4:34:57)
June 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Is Guilty Gear Guilty (Gear) Of Being Plagiarized (4:34:57)
Biten by a big ass spider. Hurting. Video about origins of laser4.wav delayed by 70 months. I will still be taking patreon money.
June 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Biten by a big ass spider. Hurting. Video about origins of laser4.wav delayed by 70 months. I will still be taking patreon money.