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hockey player, disaster cyclist.
it’s cool to get on the computer, but don’t let the computer get on you.
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we call everything [food item] Jennifer, in homage to:
screenshot of a bsky post from @scumbelievable.bsky.social: “ dreamed i was in charge of christmas dinner and had to make a dish called "Chicken Jennifer", a roast chicken with a wig of spaghetti made to resemble beautiful, flowing blond locks. it was stuffed with croutons, cream cheese, and had a tiny cornish game hen peeking out of its butt cavity”
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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society if it were socially acceptable for straight cis men to be bottoms
the image of a futuristic paradise that people often use with this meme fomat. the grass is green, the sky is steely blue, the sun is shining, flying cars whoosh people around between futuristic buildings
August 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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tapestry by @iconfactory.com isn’t google reader but it’s as close as you can get in 2025. this handful of feeds is helping me keep doomscroll screen time down to a dull roar, while staying informed on stuff i need to know AND/OR want to know, all while not supporting any fascist fuckheads
a screenshot of my feeds list in the tapestry app: defector, NOAA GOES19 satellite images, hell gate, mike monteiro’s good news, pop heist, the city NYC news, and the onion
July 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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[trailer voice] coming this fall, john krasinski is… HURRICANE ZEKE

(or at least he would be if nonprofits had the money to make propaganda films)
picture of an airplane seat back entertainment screen zoomed in to the thumbnail poster of 13 Hours, a movie about john krasinski looking very serious playing with guns or whatever
June 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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if you’re cold, carolyn’s cold @katefeetie.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve,
September 25, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Employee of the month
A white cat with orange spots on his face and a blue collar with a bell. He sits on top of a case of Coors Light, a throne of kings from which he rules over the deli down the street from my house
January 18, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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My last and almost definitely best accomplishment of 2023 💪
I painted my closet a nice deep blue and managed to correctly install a bunch of elfa drawers and shelves. This is a picture of the finished-ish project - no clothes in there yet and still a dropcloth on the floor - but it’s definitely getting there!!
January 1, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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action shot
a full body shot of me belting my goddamn heart out to "i'm the only one" by melissa etheridge
December 13, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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A gray tabby cat with white splotches sitting on a light gray couch with his legs splayed out like a total weirdo, making his best “no thoughts head empty” face
November 11, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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October 30, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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I’ve been googling because I forgot who everyone is and
October 30, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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ooh yeah, come on baby
packet of headphones from delta. text on the package says “reuse me” and “plug in tune out”. and i think those sound pretty sexual tbh
September 22, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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thank god it’s
July 17, 2023 at 10:03 PM
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the overwhelming urge to ultrahand these objects together
July 17, 2023 at 9:08 PM