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Lyrics from Kid Rock's 2001 song “Cool, Daddy, Cool”: “Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see,” and “Some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory.” Kid Rock likes the taste of The Supreme Leader's spunk!!

February 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM

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I guess you can always get what you want from our pay-and-play President, if you're an oligarch with $billions!!

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Amazon's tax bill plunges after GOP tax cuts

The 87 percent drop is largely due to a more generous depreciation break in the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act.'

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February 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM

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Wait a minute!!! For all these years the Republican Taliban has been telling us that Hillary Clinton was behind the Benghazi attack!!!???

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JUST IN: Justice Department Announces Arrest of Suspect in Benghazi Attack

Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that the Justice Department apprehended a suspect of the 2012 attack in Benghazi, Libya. The attack, carried out by the militant group Ansar al-Sharia, occurre...

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February 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM

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We ain't got no healthcare, school lunch programs and no child care assistance, but we gots our $1000 of taxpayer money from our "Trump Account". Spend it wisely, and you can be as rich as Cheeto one day!!

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Trump Goon Pumps Super Bowl With MAGA Propaganda

Those hoping to escape the daily chaos of MAGA 2.0 during the Super Bowl may want to take a bathroom break after the National Anthem. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent boasted on Wednesday about the pr...

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February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM

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The main event event will be when the contestants chase down a family of illegal immigrants and club them in the head with baseball bats!!

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Celebrity coaches and video applications: Here’s what we’re learning about Trump’s ‘Patriot Games’

The Trump administration is planning to match teen participants with celebrity coaches for its celebratory “Patriot Games” athletic contest scheduled this fall, according to spokesperson for the non-p...

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February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM

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I watched Tom Llamas licking Trump's balls to the point I couldn't watch it anymore. Tom Llamas sat there as Trump queued up the usual sound bites, and never once questioned what Trump was saying. It was the typical capitulation of the media, who is afraid of Trump!!

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Trump talks Minneapolis, Joe Rogan, the Fed, AI and 2028 in a wide-ranging interview

President Donald Trump said Wednesday that he hopes to push his immigration crackdown into five more cities, previewing an ongoing and growing footprint for federal agents around the country.

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February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM

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Whenever the Republican Taliban lose a member, an angel gets it wings!! It says so in The Bible!!

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Georgia Republican Barry Loudermilk won't seek reelection to US House

Georgia Republican U.S. House member Barry Loudermilk, who has been active in efforts to discredit Democratic-led investigations into the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot, announced Wednesday that he won't ...

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February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM

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I guess Stephen Miller, a.k.a., "bullet head", needs to use graphics to communicate with Cheeto because Trump lacks reading comprehension of the English language!!

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Stephen Miller’s Sinister Tactics to Influence Trump, 79, Revealed

White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller uses graphic images and an encrypted messaging app to covertly exert influence over President Donald Trump. A report in The Wall Street Journal says Mi...

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February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM

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So, I'm sure the Republican Taliban SCOTUS must have been writhing-in-pain about the decision to let CA redraw their voter maps. But, they would have crossed the line if they allowed Texas to do it and not CA, which was approved by the voters.

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Supreme Court, with no dissents, rejects GOP challenge to California's new election map

With newly drawn maps, California may elect five more Democrats to Congress while Texas elects five more Republicans.

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February 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM

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What is the Republicans up to??? Why is Cheeto demanding voter information from states who didn't vote for him, and his Republican Taliban sycophants are more than willing to help with the conspiracy??

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Minnesota Republicans propose to withhold federal funding unless state hands over voter rolls to Trump

The legislation introduced by Rep. Pete Stauber would withhold federal election funding from Minnesota until the state shares voter data with the DOJ.

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February 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM

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What's the big deal? Nancy Mace sounds like every erratic, bullying MAGA in Congress! I surprised she hasn't been offered a cabinet position! Love those boots, though! She must be an admirer of Kristi Noem!!

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Inside the world of Nancy Mace: Ex-staffers detail a spiraling out-of-control political life

Ex-staffers detail abusive boss who allowed personal grievance to consume her time in office

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February 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM

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I'm not really a fan of Bad Bunny. But, knowing that he is causing the MAGA Christians to soil themselves is warming my heart!!

February 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM

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Why do I care about Ricky Gervais' opinion?? During his standup, he usually makes jokes about how much more rich he is than the people who come to see him!! I know he thinks it's funny, but it is really arrogant.

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Ricky Gervais Reminds Celebrities Not to Make Political Speeches After Grammys Sees Bad Bunny, Billie Eilish Slam ICE: ‘They’re Still Not Listening’

Ricky Gervais appeared to laugh at this year’s crop of Grammy winners for their politically-charged speeches, taking to X after the 2026 ceremony to share an excerpt from his 2020 Golden Globes monolo...

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February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM

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Good news!! More Republicans will be dying early!!

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RFK Jr. is now a wellness guru for Republicans in Washington

Conservatives in the capital are taking up the health secretary’s advice, eating their vegetables and eschewing pharmaceuticals.

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February 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM

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Wow! Talk about "caught in the act"! How apropos that the Director for the "Melania" movie is a pedo!!

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Melania Documentary Director Brett Ratner Surfaces in Newly Released Epstein Images, Reigniting Controversy

Freshly released court files tied to Jeffrey Epstein have pulled Brett Ratner back into the spotlight at a moment when the Hollywood director was already ... Read More

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February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM

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Erika Kirk: “I relive you in a thousand quiet ways,...” She especially "relives" those monetary donations from Charlie's naive and ignorant followers!! "Praise Jesus, and pass the collections plate!!"

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Erika Kirk Says She Relives Late Husband Charlie in ‘Quiet Ways’ Amid Alleged Calls Being Leaked

Erika Kirk is looking back on her late husband, Charlie Kirk, almost five months after he was assassinated in broad daylight. The Turning Point USA CEO, 37, shared a carousel of images to Instagram on...

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February 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM

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This is good news for Democracy!! Any moment now, I'm expecting the Texas Republican Taliban to start screaming about a "rigged" election because they lost!!

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Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset

Democrats scored a stunning upset on Saturday in a special election runoff for Texas Senate, according to a projection from Decision Desk HQ, giving the party a major boost ahead of the November midte...

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February 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM

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Looking forward to the new Cheeto Tribute Arch in D.C. Who needs healthcare, education and infrastructure repair, when we can have another beautiful tribute to The Supreme Leader!!

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Trump now wants his triumphal arch to be 250ft tall, dwarfing other Washington, DC monuments

President said in December he hoped to start building within two months at Memorial Circle

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February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM

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Good God!! Those lips have have been shot so full of collagen you can barely see her nose!! What a great ambassador to represent what America is all about - NOT!!

January 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM

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The Republican Taliban are soiling themselves over how the next mid-terms are going to go. This is their effort to keep people from voting!! We already know they will cry "rigged" every time they lose an election!

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House Republicans unveil election reform bill dubbed Make Elections Great Again Act

House Republicans unveiled a sweeping elections reform bill Thursday that would mandate long-sought requirements like presenting photo ID when voting and citizenship verification to register to vote. ...

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January 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM

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Since the Republican Taliban in-Congress have abdicated their legislative responsible to The Cheeto Cult, we need more efforts, like below, to "take out the trash"!! I'll take two!!

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Trump voodoo dolls with ‘swollen cankles, attired in stripes’ being sold by brewery

Just days after promising free beer on the day Trump dies, the brewery has another dark offer.

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January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM

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No 'free speech' in the state of Florida, unless you say what is "right-and-proper"!! I'm wondering what the consequences were for Kid Rock's and Ted's Nugent's public death threats against Obama?? Nothing! No surprise here!

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Florida bans nurse for TikTok post about Trump's press secretary

A nurse is banned from working in Florida following an expletive-filled social media post wishing President Trump’s press secretary a painful child birth.

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January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM

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Sounds like Cheeto is meeting with Canada's version of the "Proud Boys", trying to stir up trouble because Canada recognizes Trump for the worthless POS he is!!

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Trump Team’s Secret Meetings With Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Exposed

“Very, very senior” officials in the Trump administration have had secret meetings with far-right Canadian separatists trying to shake the foundations of the country. The covert meetings between high-...

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January 29, 2026 at 7:39 PM

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People want to know how much Cheeto paid to the mail-order bride company for Melania!! Was it a fire sale?? Maybe a BOGO, with Stormy Daniels included in the price??

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