No such thing 😂

I have friends that spend so much time on the toilet with gastrointestinal issues that some of this is actually kinda inspiring... 😆💡

Haha ok yay it's not just meeeee 🫨✊✊

😄🫶 Thanks! There were some moments where I wasnt sure things were going to go ok 😆

Sometimes I recall a long lost memory and I'm not sure if it was a dream or not until I remember the part where I found the hidden pirates treasure, so I would hire you either way.

...But today she came and snatched it and zoomed away

And a bit after that I received another art from her in my mailbox ☺️

I'm a collector!

I'm very excited to be mailbox-friends with the neighborhood ghost

I put this envelope full of stickers on the porch last week for her to find

She came by and just stared at it day after day, but she wasn't taking it

I was beginning to wonder if I had accidentally used ghost-resistant paper...

ANOTHER UPDATE
Either my little #ghost friend is excited that I appreciate her work or I'm getting death threats now. 😆

The top theory is that since she's a ghost, she wants to murder me so we can be ghost friends. 👻👻

I'll keep you posted if I get murdered and turn into a ghost.

UPDATE
my little #ghost #artist friend saw our #collab. 😆🫶 She disappears as she runs across the yard so I'm pretty sure I'm friends with a ghost girl now. 😁

A spooky themed restaurant. I would move things around until the staff noticed. then the papers would declare the restaurant ACTUALLY haunted. Then Ghost Hunters would come and I could try to get their equipment to properly communicate between the living and dead so skeptics could finally suck it 😂

Whatever they had to tell themselves to justify murdering them and stealing their land 😒🍆💦

And how all will admire you - befriending such a beast,

And welcoming into your home this mare in need of feast.

Such luck you have encountered me and have some snacks to spare,

A shame the largeness of my mouth will leave your pantry bare.

✨❄️✨

It's cold and we are hungry, so won't you let us in,

We'll only take one bite of every thing that is within.

And also just one gulping sip from each your cups of beer,

To fill this frosty horses bones with warmth and Christmas cheer...