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Hayley
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walking Stardew Valley encyclopedia. she/her
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Happy Halloween, Intrepid Heroes! @dimension20.bsky.social
Hayley is dressed as Kristen Applebees. She is wearing a yellow tracksuit, purple sports bra, gray tank top, and assorted friendship bracelets. She is holding a silver Staff of Doubt which has a glittery question mark on top. Close-up image of the friendship bracelets posed in front of a lesbian flag tapestry. They read: “HEY GIRLIE,” “QUEER,” “SPRING BREAK I BELIEVE IN YOU,” and “INTREPID HERO.”
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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hahahaha
Which idk why that reminded me but ljust saw someone with a shirt that said "I wish I had serotonin instead of these giant tits" Thought of u
September 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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happy 10th birthday to the GOAT
A black and white kitty laying on the floor inside a paper bag. She has clearly chosen to go inside the bag herself. A black and white kitty sitting on a completed jigsaw puzzle. A small stuffed frog sits in front of her as if they are posing together.
September 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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and a fun out of context note I took
A bullet in a Notes app screenshot that just says, “Horny jail!!! Jail for being horny on a horse”
August 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Text messages that read: “Trying to convince myself to finish the book club book” “But these bitches are so toxic Imao”
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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A text message conversation: “I rolled a D20 to see how this date would go.... Natural 7” “Nooo Imao Add your charisma!!”
August 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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ugh
Adam Driver meme from A Marriage Story where he’s saying “Every day I wake up,” hitting the wall, and crying. I’ve added the word itchy because every day I wake up itchy.
June 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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happy Pride month these are the only two photos I took at the Pride party I went to yesterday
A graffitied bathroom wall showing a table where people can vote if they would fuck, marry, or kill Snoop Dogg, Edward Scissorhands, and Nick Cage. The votes are all over the place, but Nick Cage definitely has the most for “kill.” Roughly the same amount of people seem to have voted to fuck or marry Snoop Dogg or Edward Scissorhands, which is wild to me because Snoop Dogg is clearly the superior candidate for either option. Graffiti in an outdoor wall that says “This guy shit himself,” with an arrow pointing to a ledge where someone might be sitting.
June 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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not to brag, but !!
Hayley is wearing a fancy blue pleated cocktail dress. She is wearing makeup including a bright red lip.
May 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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happy indie bookstore day, my bookshop.org order arrived today 📚💙
Two books balanced on the arm of a green velvet couch: a paperback copy of A Shore Thing by Joanna Lowell and a hardback copy of Woodworking by Emily St. James
April 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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The dichotomy of woman
Two skeets from me. The first one is a pinned skeet that says, “We're not hating ourselves in 2025, folks.” The second one says, “If Katy Perry has no haters I am dead.”
April 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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A selfie of a white woman with brown hair and eyes wearing a dark hot pink windbreaker, a medium hot pink KN95 mask, and a neon pink knit hat.
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Text message sent from me that says, “I kinda wanna have a breakdown but I have a meeting in an hour”
March 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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this year so far
Screenshot from Dimension 20’s A Crown of Candy campaign. Brennan Lee Mulligan sits behinds a food-themed DM screen, making an alarmed face. The closed captions read, “Aye, politics is bad.”
February 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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this is just what I read today lmao
*sex scene* *scene where they watch a human die* *face reveal* *sex scene* *sex scene*
February 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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okay I’m not really having fun anymore I’m just trying to get done with it
Can Wyn read? The hood stays ON during sex I don't think this man is capable of shitting Take a drink every time something is described with two adjectives that mean exactly the same thing e.g. "the morning was peaceful and serene" "Wyn didn't have nipples" it's crazy that this isn't revealed until the book's fifth sex scene
February 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Siobhan Thompson on Smartypants omg
Screenshot of a YouTube video entitled “My longest yeah boy ever”
February 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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some highlights from my notes
This reminds me of those fan fictions where the teenage girl gets sold to One Direction Daddy issues? There's gonna be daddy issues here for sure Personally I would not eat 20 year old peanut butter but that's just me.
February 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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soup my beloved
A bowl of sweet potato soup topped with sour cream, scallions, and croutons
January 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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nice
A cropped screenshot from Duolingo showing the cartoon owl posing above a cartoon version of the Spanish flag and the number 69. Below is text that reads, “You increased your Spanish score!”
January 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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A screenshot from Dimension 20 showing Zac Oyama, Brian Murphy, and Emily Axford laughing. They are sitting behind a fairytale book-themed DND battle set. The caption reads, “Murph, when should we say how big the jugs are?”
January 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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30th birthday selfies
Hayley, a 30 year old white woman, takes a mirror selfie with her phone. She is wearing a bright yellow sweater and and even brighter pink hat and smiling. Hayley, a 30 year old white woman, takes a mirror selfie with her phone. She is wearing a bright yellow sweater and and even brighter pink hat and purposefully making a silly face.
December 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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I just gotta brag about the birthday cake I just ordered
A photo of a round cake covered in cocoa powder. Below it text reads the description: Marquise Chocolate mousse with layers of crème brûlée, vanilla sponge cake, and crunchy caramel. Up to 50 serving size
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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my last four Google searches, iykyk
A screenshot from Google that shows the following searches: DJ Jazzy Jeff (American DJ) Geoffrey Chaucer (English poet and author) where does jeff probst live when they film survivor D.B. Woodside (American actor)
November 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Really enjoyed this one. At first I thought, “Wow! it’s incredible that I relate to this story about divorce, having never been married myself” —but slowly I realized the narrator is unreliable about just how well she isn’t coping with the breakup. 💙📚
A hand holding a paperback copy of Really Good, Actually by Monica Hersey
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM