I think I feel the closest to god in the frozen dessert section of any grocery store

hoping for a surprise appearance from my generation's most visible dandy!

DERRICK “FONZWORTH BENTLEY” WATKINS
2004, Suede Magazine, by Joseph Cultice
2004, at Butter in NYC, by Johnny Nunez
2005, Marc Jacobs SS05 show, by Paul Hawthorne
2023, NYFW, Unknown photographer
#MetGala #fashionsky

If André 3000 shows up on this Met Gala carpet, I’m going to flip my coffee table over in pure joy and excitement

Just crossed paths with the final boss of landlords who was loudly counseling a younger couple in my local coffeeshop about how if tenants are unable to unclog their toilets themselves “it sucks for them” but it doesn’t “make sense to pay for a plumber after hours”. Does anyone have money for bail?

Currently at the airport trying to ignore the pleas of my ancestors to indulge in an 8am beer

The Kennedy expressway is the seventh level of hell

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.