why I oughta

spending the next two weeks employed but not working so I get to live my lesbian housewife dreams 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

some say that JoJo Siwa threw the first brick at stonewall

ppl talk about beating around the bush like it’s a bad thing but I think foreplay is actually really important

going back in time and changing my dna to be “naturally athletic”

uhhhh can I get uhhhhh a fkin uhhhhhhhhh