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Captain Nick Asshole
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I love parody movies
In case you forgot

NWO is 4 life

Rest in Peace Hulk Hogan
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hey CBS Rinse your mouth out with a revolver. Fuckers!!! 🖕
July 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
June 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Colorado Rockies have accomplished 50 losses before getting to 10 wins. $ell the team DICK!
June 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
March 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
She was smart. She knew
March 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
To one of my good friend Jake. If you were feeling that sad, call someone. Let someone in. Really wish you hadn’t gone that far. Life is cruel 🖤. Hopefully you’re in a better place. May you always have a highball. Rest Easy Brother.
March 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Coloradans Stand With Ukraine 🇺🇦
March 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good luck America
January 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
From Our House to yours. 💙
December 25, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The dangers of railroading are very real every time a railroader climbs on a locomotive or any form of on-track equipment. Today's tragedy in Pecos, Texas, is a reminder of those dangers. Such a senseless tragedy. Prayers to the families these men left behind.
December 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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Per Trackhouse Racing NEWS: We're partnering with OfficialTFSport & Corvette Racing to enter the Rolex 24 Hours of DAYTONA!

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December 12, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Diamond 💎 Dave bring me a gold glove at the hot corner.
December 11, 2024 at 7:59 PM
"Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." 🇺🇸. Ya don’t like our response? Fuck You!
December 4, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Poor worm 🪱
November 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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All right, my Twitter account has been completely deleted.
a man wearing a sweater with a dog on it is standing in front of an explosion
ALT: a man wearing a sweater with a dog on it is standing in front of an explosion
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November 16, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Bunnies are the best🐰🐰
November 16, 2024 at 6:08 PM