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Lauren
@haikustorm.bsky.social
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Writer/producer, brainstormer, Cassandra. She/her. 🔫 safety, 🏳️‍🌈 rights, vote 🗳️ blue, 🥊 Nazis.
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Zero sympathy for this feckless fuck.
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It’s giving this, and not in a good way.
A photo of Gavin Newsom with his then-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle, both dressed in black, reclining on an intricate red and gold rug. From a 2004 article about the couple in Harper’s Bazaar.
July 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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My most extra hydrangea bush showing off its three colors. #GardeningFeed #GardenSky #hydrangeas #natureswonder
Two pictures - one from the side, one from above - show three small vases containing hydrangea blossoms, one pink, one both pink and blue, and the third sky blue. The photo taken from above shows the color gradient.
July 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Other favorites: Y’all Quaeda, Vanilla Isis, Yee-Hawdists, Meal Team Six, Semper Pie.
Social media post which reads “Dear Tom Homan, All I'm saying is, if you were to deputize a couple thousand of us, we could have this entire thing wrapped up by Tuesday afternoon. Don't worry about arming us or transporting us. We've got that covered. Just know when you see the trucks rolling down the street, we're handling a few things for you. Seriously, just deputize us. And let us video it and post it online. Hugs, Zeek (and a bunch of Zeek's friends)” An older man sitting at a bar with a t-shirt that has a graphic of a man aiming an assault rifle. Text reads, “Stay low, go fast. Kill first, die last. One shot, one kill. No luck, just skill.”
June 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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First ever batch of chive blossom salt!
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Totally normal behavior from the drug-addled cringe in chief billionaire weirdo who owns the president.

h/t @thetnholler.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Hear me out…I’m clearly not alone…
@jonstewart2028.bsky.social #jonstewart2028
Political campaign bumper sticker that says “Stewart/Colbert 08“ with the zero covered by a two (ie, ‘28).
May 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Found this in a box. Don’t have words to describe the mood storm it stirs.
A political campaign bumper sticker that says “Stewart/Colbert ‘08.” (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert)
May 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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And the Capitol marauders got pardons. Not a single high school or junior college revoked *their* degrees.
Tweet from @ColumbiaBDS: “BREAKING: COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY HAS JUST SUSPENDED, EXPELLED, AND REVOKED DEGREES FROM 22 STUDENTS FOR PROTESTING GENOCIDE” Comment from @BallouxFrancois: A university degree is a qualification, not a morality clause. A University revoking degrees for 'wrong think' makes a total mockery of its mission. This is also the most authoritarian 'right-woke' nonsense I've come across in a while.
March 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Cowards, all.
Screenshot with a headline from Politico saying, “No more in-person town halls, NRCC chief Tells House Republicans.“
March 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It’s giving
A person in Times Square dressed as Lady Liberty looking down at a smartphone.
January 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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My dog sleeping on the floor, her head under the bed but body and legs visible.
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Small maple tree with bright, cherry-red leaves, tall bare trees and clear blue sky in the background.
November 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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A bit of #natureswonder to close out this crazy week. ❄️
Snow-covered trees.
November 22, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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Blue winter sky & sun shining through tall trees. Sliver of lake visible in the far distance.
November 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM