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Post you and your oshi 🖤(🍆LOL)

Mine is Mello Mutinus!

Mello is the most hilarious VTuber I’ve ever seen! She’s an adorable high energy goblin and she keeps it real and fun! She’s also very open about being a mega GOONER😂 And she has a bakery that’ll make Bimbo Bakery jealous!
#vtuber #oshi
MONSTER ENERGY AND BATTLEFIEEEEEEEEEEEELD!!!🔫🤖🐵
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MONSTER FUELED BATTLEFIELD 6 CHAOS!
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February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
So I started off my morning with this thing falling out of my pocket and straight onto the joint of my toe. Don’t worry, the multitool survived!

GOOD MORNING MONKEYDROIDS!🥹
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Looking back on it now, I think the Monster’s caffeine only affected me for the first 25 minutes of last night’s stream.

I just let myself loose the rest of the time. Felt good really, just letting out all my energy and random thoughts!
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
As it turns out, the cocaine in a can enhanced my neurological reflexes! And also made me a giggly hyper focused MONKEYIAC!🤖🐵⚡
#vtuber #battlefield6 #gameplay
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Tonight’s stream will be at 9:00 PM(CST), I need to get some photography work done!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE! Today’s the ENERGY DRINK stream! And I’m feeling a need for CHAOS!!!💥💣🔫

But what flavor of chaos would you guys prefer? Choose wisely!

-FEROCIOUS🦖
-Battlefield 6 Multiplayer🔫
-The Outlast Trails💀
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I know there’s a lot of people who aren’t feeling good about today.

But I think it’s important for you to be able to love yourself first before you can love another person.

Embrace your passions, improve yourself, treat yourself the way you’d treat the person you love!🖤
February 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE! Today’s the ENERGY DRINK stream! And I’m feeling a need for CHAOS!!!💥💣🔫

But what flavor of chaos would you guys prefer? Choose wisely!

-FEROCIOUS🦖
-Battlefield 6 Multiplayer🔫
-The Outlast Trails💀
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I’m gonna be honest with you guys. I’m cautious with the things I say while recording.

That’s part of the reason why I pause in between my sentences. Otherwise I’d be probably be a lot more chaotic, even unhinged!

The caffeine stream will unleash the REAL ME🐵
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February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Yeah.
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The shuttle driver was playing SexyBack by JT and EVERY meme from ZZZ characters, to VTubers dancing played in my head!😂
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I thought I was going to pull an all nighter for Uni homework, so I bought this.

But now I have another idea, a potentially bad but FUNNY idea for stream this weekend!

I told myself I wouldn’t drink this again, but the damn thing was 4 dollars!😓
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Remember that video I made punching ice? Well it was so cold during the day, the rain that fell couldn't evaporate.

So the rain just sat on the plants completely unfrozen. And that was pretty cool!💧
#vtuber #nature #photography #rain #plant
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Old lady, but goofball puppy at heart!🐾
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FIRED YET DUDE?!

A visitor at my workplace said “I’m gonna ask a stupid question, I hope you don’t mind.”

Me: “There are now stupid questions, only stupid people.” I was mortified after realizing what I said! I was trying to be positive😭

In my head…
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February 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I just realized my mouth hole looks like the Whataburger logo…
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Let’s be honest, most of us got our music tastes from our parents and Rock Band🎸

Am I right or am I right?
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February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Haikimo The Android in COLOR!🎨
-Gold eyes
-Platinum silver/blond hair
-Red skin
-Monkey ears
-FEET
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
THEY HAVE CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION!⚔️

I SHALL BECOME REAAAAAAL! REAAAAAAL! REAAAAAAL! 🤖🐵
www.twitch.tv/haikimota
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
You know what? Let's stream again today!
This time, we'll be playing Hytale!⚔️

Basically a Minecraft clone with Skyrim RPG mechanics.
See you guys at 8:00 PM(CST)!
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Honestly, life is more fun without a plan. Just do the things that make you happy!
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February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Kanji exam today! HELP!😭
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
BEEG CAT!🐱
Seriously, trying to pick her up is hard because she’s very squishy LOL!
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
For now on, I'm going to start streaming once a week on Twitch! Mostly on the weekends, depending on how much time my Uni classes and day job demand.

I want to have some actual conversations while enjoying gaming and other stuff with you guys!
www.twitch.tv/haikimota
HaikimoTA - Twitch
HELLO! I’m Haikimo! Photography VTuber and Monkeydroid🤖🐵📷 #HaikimoArt http://linktr.ee/haikimota
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February 6, 2026 at 4:52 AM
MOMMY REXYYYYYYYYY!!!🦖 Cue the Jurassic Park Theme!
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February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Thank you to everyone who stopped by the stream!

FEROCIOUS is a SUPER SCUFFED MASTERPIECE!😂
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM