Is this a healthy relationship?

What is their age difference?

Amen Toad.

So… should I run toward the light or away from it?

Toad is almost a year sober.

We don’t need “requirements” we need smarter voters who don’t vote for monsters.

Nobody wants to see some disgusting animal you choose to keep in captivity. Keep it to yourself.

Why do you have to look like that to be a cabinet secretary? Is Botox mandatory?

Yeah if there are 40 million people on SNAP, benefits will go out to a couple hundred thousand people who die each month. That’s not fraud it’s just math. We’re supposed to think that an elderly snap recipient becomes guilty of welfare fraud the moment they die? How are these idiots in charge?

You’d have to get it when you’re 10 to live long enough to pay it off. Ridiculous.

Bring your own slate of fake alternative electors!

She sounds like Mary Poppins when she talks.

Shut up.