Barry Randolph
@hahabarry.bsky.social
Retired writer/comedian and bad actor.
I once drove Paul Newman’s car and I only like short walks on the beach.
NO DMS 🚫
If you ask me to chat privately, you will be blocked. Not looking for whatever you’re selling.
I once drove Paul Newman’s car and I only like short walks on the beach.
NO DMS 🚫
If you ask me to chat privately, you will be blocked. Not looking for whatever you’re selling.
squareword.org 1384: 10 guesses
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#squareword #squareword1384
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#squareword #squareword1384
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
squareword.org 1384: 10 guesses
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#squareword #squareword1384
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#squareword #squareword1384
Wordle 1,599 3/6
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November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Wordle 1,599 3/6
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Halloween game face on.
Old time hockey!
Old time hockey!
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Halloween game face on.
Old time hockey!
Old time hockey!
Today is also John Candy’s Birthday!🍁🎂
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Today is also John Candy’s Birthday!🍁🎂
Me casting a spell to make food magically arrive at my door.
In 45 minutes.
In 45 minutes.
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me casting a spell to make food magically arrive at my door.
In 45 minutes.
In 45 minutes.
Happy Funkadelic Birthday Bootsy Collins!
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Funkadelic Birthday Bootsy Collins!
Does anybody else feel like we’re living in the prequel to that Civil War movie?
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Does anybody else feel like we’re living in the prequel to that Civil War movie?
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
FUN FACT CORRECTION
In Mexico, the AMC Matador
Was not called
The Bull Killer Americano
In Mexico, the AMC Matador
Was not called
The Bull Killer Americano
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
FUN FACT CORRECTION
In Mexico, the AMC Matador
Was not called
The Bull Killer Americano
In Mexico, the AMC Matador
Was not called
The Bull Killer Americano
FUN FACT
In Mexico, the Ford Fiesta
Is called
The Ford Party
In Mexico, the Ford Fiesta
Is called
The Ford Party
October 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
FUN FACT
In Mexico, the Ford Fiesta
Is called
The Ford Party
In Mexico, the Ford Fiesta
Is called
The Ford Party
Well I think the protests worked. I didn’t see a single king yesterday!
But, I’m still being haunted by the ghost of Alan King.
What did I ever do to him!?
But, I’m still being haunted by the ghost of Alan King.
What did I ever do to him!?
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Well I think the protests worked. I didn’t see a single king yesterday!
But, I’m still being haunted by the ghost of Alan King.
What did I ever do to him!?
But, I’m still being haunted by the ghost of Alan King.
What did I ever do to him!?
Found my birth certificate. Turns out my name is short for Barracuda!
Mom was a bit of a hippy, and a member of the Cousteau Society.
Never knew my dads. My stepdad ran off with my real dad when I was a baby.
My life makes more and less sense every day.
Mom was a bit of a hippy, and a member of the Cousteau Society.
Never knew my dads. My stepdad ran off with my real dad when I was a baby.
My life makes more and less sense every day.
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Found my birth certificate. Turns out my name is short for Barracuda!
Mom was a bit of a hippy, and a member of the Cousteau Society.
Never knew my dads. My stepdad ran off with my real dad when I was a baby.
My life makes more and less sense every day.
Mom was a bit of a hippy, and a member of the Cousteau Society.
Never knew my dads. My stepdad ran off with my real dad when I was a baby.
My life makes more and less sense every day.
Happy No Kings Day!
Have a safe and peaceful day!
#NoKings
#NoKingsOct18
#NoKingsDayOct18th
#Project2025
Have a safe and peaceful day!
#NoKings
#NoKingsOct18
#NoKingsDayOct18th
#Project2025
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy No Kings Day!
Have a safe and peaceful day!
#NoKings
#NoKingsOct18
#NoKingsDayOct18th
#Project2025
Have a safe and peaceful day!
#NoKings
#NoKingsOct18
#NoKingsDayOct18th
#Project2025
I’m writing a play called “Free Admission,”
Just to fuck with people.
Just to fuck with people.
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m writing a play called “Free Admission,”
Just to fuck with people.
Just to fuck with people.
The Not So Great Pumpkin
#Halloween2025
#Halloween2025
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Not So Great Pumpkin
#Halloween2025
#Halloween2025
Happy Birthday to the late great Norm Macdonald!
An old chunk of coal who shined like a diamond.
You are missed.
An old chunk of coal who shined like a diamond.
You are missed.
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Birthday to the late great Norm Macdonald!
An old chunk of coal who shined like a diamond.
You are missed.
An old chunk of coal who shined like a diamond.
You are missed.
My goal right now is to get a cat,
Just so I can name it “Fidel Catso”.
Just so I can name it “Fidel Catso”.
October 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My goal right now is to get a cat,
Just so I can name it “Fidel Catso”.
Just so I can name it “Fidel Catso”.
Women goes to confession.
Priest: What are your sins my dear?
Woman: When I have sex with my husband, I often scream out Jesus’s name.
Priest: Well technically, that’s not blasphemy.
Woman: Blasphemy? I’m thinking about the gardener.
Priest: What are your sins my dear?
Woman: When I have sex with my husband, I often scream out Jesus’s name.
Priest: Well technically, that’s not blasphemy.
Woman: Blasphemy? I’m thinking about the gardener.
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Women goes to confession.
Priest: What are your sins my dear?
Woman: When I have sex with my husband, I often scream out Jesus’s name.
Priest: Well technically, that’s not blasphemy.
Woman: Blasphemy? I’m thinking about the gardener.
Priest: What are your sins my dear?
Woman: When I have sex with my husband, I often scream out Jesus’s name.
Priest: Well technically, that’s not blasphemy.
Woman: Blasphemy? I’m thinking about the gardener.
Turns out I’m ANTIFA and I didn’t even know it!
✌️Peace and love❤️
✌️Peace and love❤️
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Turns out I’m ANTIFA and I didn’t even know it!
✌️Peace and love❤️
✌️Peace and love❤️
I pitched an idea for a Dumbo sequel to Disney. It had Dumbo enlisting to help defeat the Nazis.
They opted for Operation Dumbo Drop instead.
(Dumbo 2: Death From Above was the other working title)
They opted for Operation Dumbo Drop instead.
(Dumbo 2: Death From Above was the other working title)
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I pitched an idea for a Dumbo sequel to Disney. It had Dumbo enlisting to help defeat the Nazis.
They opted for Operation Dumbo Drop instead.
(Dumbo 2: Death From Above was the other working title)
They opted for Operation Dumbo Drop instead.
(Dumbo 2: Death From Above was the other working title)
Note to self.
Not every short guy at a Hollywood party is Tom Cruise.
Not every short guy at a Hollywood party is Tom Cruise.
October 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Note to self.
Not every short guy at a Hollywood party is Tom Cruise.
Not every short guy at a Hollywood party is Tom Cruise.
That time I went over to Cosby’s place to play tennis.🎾
What was I drinking?
What was I drinking?
October 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
That time I went over to Cosby’s place to play tennis.🎾
What was I drinking?
What was I drinking?