haenck
@haenck.bsky.social
This is a dreadful time to find out I’m an optimist.
Ypsilanti, MI
Ypsilanti, MI
I, too, am resigning from Congress.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I, too, am resigning from Congress.
The stone must have stealthily left the building. As I am feeling much better.
Still want somebody to bring me cheesecake.
Still want somebody to bring me cheesecake.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The stone must have stealthily left the building. As I am feeling much better.
Still want somebody to bring me cheesecake.
Still want somebody to bring me cheesecake.
Lousy 3 mm mid left ureteral calculus contributing to prominence of the left renal pelvis.
Somebody should bring me cheesecake.
Somebody should bring me cheesecake.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Lousy 3 mm mid left ureteral calculus contributing to prominence of the left renal pelvis.
Somebody should bring me cheesecake.
Somebody should bring me cheesecake.
I want to go to bed right now and wake up in April.
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I want to go to bed right now and wake up in April.
The first snow of the season seems to have rendered me numb.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The first snow of the season seems to have rendered me numb.
NHK is going out of the broadcasting business to concentrate on operating horny club events.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
NHK is going out of the broadcasting business to concentrate on operating horny club events.
I don’t hate 7UP Shirley Temple Zero Sugar. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don’t hate 7UP Shirley Temple Zero Sugar. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
I just hope Democrats don’t take this a mandate to continue to be lame.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just hope Democrats don’t take this a mandate to continue to be lame.
What is wrong with me? In my 60+ years I have never, not even once, accidentally gotten a Nazi-related tattoo.
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What is wrong with me? In my 60+ years I have never, not even once, accidentally gotten a Nazi-related tattoo.
Our Internet has been down all goddamn day. Not cool, Lightspeed, now, Metronet, now, T-Fiber.
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Our Internet has been down all goddamn day. Not cool, Lightspeed, now, Metronet, now, T-Fiber.
I guess I fought today to a draw. Tomorrow- rip up the front beds, plant some hostas, move some irises.
October 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I guess I fought today to a draw. Tomorrow- rip up the front beds, plant some hostas, move some irises.
Tinker, the library’s facilities dog, captures my mood, perfectly.
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tinker, the library’s facilities dog, captures my mood, perfectly.
I can eat again! Wheeeeee!
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I can eat again! Wheeeeee!
You never see the Sodium Chicken from Texas Roadhouse leftovers, with your name on it.
Oof.
Oof.
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You never see the Sodium Chicken from Texas Roadhouse leftovers, with your name on it.
Oof.
Oof.
It’s not Liquid Ass, silly- it’s Liquid Crash.
September 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s not Liquid Ass, silly- it’s Liquid Crash.
This summer Marc and I have been good boys, and have been regularly taking long walks at various local parks. Working up to 10, sometimes 20, miles a week.
Until shin splints. Damnit. Now, I am afraid to walk.
Until shin splints. Damnit. Now, I am afraid to walk.
September 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This summer Marc and I have been good boys, and have been regularly taking long walks at various local parks. Working up to 10, sometimes 20, miles a week.
Until shin splints. Damnit. Now, I am afraid to walk.
Until shin splints. Damnit. Now, I am afraid to walk.
On the subject of the University of Michigan, the line between Hail! and Heil! Is dangerously thin, it seems.
September 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
On the subject of the University of Michigan, the line between Hail! and Heil! Is dangerously thin, it seems.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
Is “terrible-r” a word? Asking for a country.
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Is “terrible-r” a word? Asking for a country.
We did a very Michigan thing today, and walked across the Mackinac Bridge for Labor Day. The weather was spot-on perfect, with no wind. Which is good, because as it turns out the darn thing *sways*.
September 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We did a very Michigan thing today, and walked across the Mackinac Bridge for Labor Day. The weather was spot-on perfect, with no wind. Which is good, because as it turns out the darn thing *sways*.
My latest experiment with the Ninja Creami is in the freezer. Keto chocolate cheesecake shake mix with stuff and things. Fingers crossed.
August 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My latest experiment with the Ninja Creami is in the freezer. Keto chocolate cheesecake shake mix with stuff and things. Fingers crossed.
We walked 3.2 miles today at what has become my favorite venue- a Toledo Metropark. So, there is the feeling of accomplishment, the vanishingly small, incremental improvement and the ever-increasing exhaustion. Yay, me.
August 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We walked 3.2 miles today at what has become my favorite venue- a Toledo Metropark. So, there is the feeling of accomplishment, the vanishingly small, incremental improvement and the ever-increasing exhaustion. Yay, me.
Today was the all-library meeting. Heard from the University President and the Provost.
Feeling tonight: bleak.
Feeling tonight: bleak.
August 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Today was the all-library meeting. Heard from the University President and the Provost.
Feeling tonight: bleak.
Feeling tonight: bleak.
Apple, thanks to it’s infinite algorithmic wisdom, keeps surfacing pictures of my dearly departed rabbit, Jack. Because, life isn’t depressing enough. Coming up on three years since we lost him and it still hurts.
August 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Apple, thanks to it’s infinite algorithmic wisdom, keeps surfacing pictures of my dearly departed rabbit, Jack. Because, life isn’t depressing enough. Coming up on three years since we lost him and it still hurts.
I am able to make an excellent, diabetic-friendly dark chocolate ice cream, with the Ninja Creami. It involves dark chocolate protein drink, dark chocolate zero sugar Jello, some greek yogurt and some vanilla.
Tastes like a high-quality fudgesicle. No spike; scratches the snack itch.
Tastes like a high-quality fudgesicle. No spike; scratches the snack itch.
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am able to make an excellent, diabetic-friendly dark chocolate ice cream, with the Ninja Creami. It involves dark chocolate protein drink, dark chocolate zero sugar Jello, some greek yogurt and some vanilla.
Tastes like a high-quality fudgesicle. No spike; scratches the snack itch.
Tastes like a high-quality fudgesicle. No spike; scratches the snack itch.