So…about that
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The man, the myth, the alliteration.
I’d like to see a summer Olympic version of moguls where a bunch of people have to run full speed down some bumpy hills.
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’d like to see a summer Olympic version of moguls where a bunch of people have to run full speed down some bumpy hills.
Very confused by this car that is both representing pro-police and pro-crime at the exact same time.
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Very confused by this car that is both representing pro-police and pro-crime at the exact same time.
Can’t wait to buy myself a heart shaped pizza tomorrow!
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Can’t wait to buy myself a heart shaped pizza tomorrow!
🎵 But she caught me on the counter (The Dow is over 50,000)
Saw me banging on the sofa (The Dow is over 50,000)
I even had her in the shower (The Dow is over 50,000)
She even caught me on camera (The Dow is over 50,000)🎵
The Dow is over 50,000 - Shaggy (feat. Pam Bondi.)
Saw me banging on the sofa (The Dow is over 50,000)
I even had her in the shower (The Dow is over 50,000)
She even caught me on camera (The Dow is over 50,000)🎵
The Dow is over 50,000 - Shaggy (feat. Pam Bondi.)
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
🎵 But she caught me on the counter (The Dow is over 50,000)
Saw me banging on the sofa (The Dow is over 50,000)
I even had her in the shower (The Dow is over 50,000)
She even caught me on camera (The Dow is over 50,000)🎵
The Dow is over 50,000 - Shaggy (feat. Pam Bondi.)
Saw me banging on the sofa (The Dow is over 50,000)
I even had her in the shower (The Dow is over 50,000)
She even caught me on camera (The Dow is over 50,000)🎵
The Dow is over 50,000 - Shaggy (feat. Pam Bondi.)
The only Marty Supreme I recognize is McFly.
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The only Marty Supreme I recognize is McFly.
Hey everyone, from a misogynistic standpoint, could we get like one freebie on the use of the word “cunt”, but just for Pam Bondi? I think this is worth a waiver.
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hey everyone, from a misogynistic standpoint, could we get like one freebie on the use of the word “cunt”, but just for Pam Bondi? I think this is worth a waiver.
I just need a door I open to whisk me away to Narnia. A single door. Any door will do. Not asking for much here.
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I just need a door I open to whisk me away to Narnia. A single door. Any door will do. Not asking for much here.
Are we certain Slash doesn’t have a Ratatouille situation going on under that hat?
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Are we certain Slash doesn’t have a Ratatouille situation going on under that hat?
I just want my family and friends to know that if I’m ever kidnapped and they demand the ransom be paid in bitcoin, I fully give you the right to just ignore and let them kill me because getting together a set amount of bitcoin just sounds exhausting as hell.
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I just want my family and friends to know that if I’m ever kidnapped and they demand the ransom be paid in bitcoin, I fully give you the right to just ignore and let them kill me because getting together a set amount of bitcoin just sounds exhausting as hell.
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January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Here is a picture of me trusting my body to wake me up without an alarm when taking a “tiny” lunch time nap in my car at work.
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Here is a picture of me trusting my body to wake me up without an alarm when taking a “tiny” lunch time nap in my car at work.
Why is Kid Rock always dressed like he is The Driving Crooner.
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Why is Kid Rock always dressed like he is The Driving Crooner.
The amount of food I’m totally fine eating cold is reaching concerning levels.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The amount of food I’m totally fine eating cold is reaching concerning levels.
I just don’t understand why he can’t speak English when he is up there performing for an American audience. What does “Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy” even mean anyways?
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I just don’t understand why he can’t speak English when he is up there performing for an American audience. What does “Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy” even mean anyways?
The people who hated the Bad Bunny half time show can’t dance, suck in bed, and drink milk with every meal.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The people who hated the Bad Bunny half time show can’t dance, suck in bed, and drink milk with every meal.
Lee Greenwood sadly sitting next to his phone hoping for it to ring and invite him to the redneck yee-haw half time show. The phone will never ring, Lee. It will never ring.
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Lee Greenwood sadly sitting next to his phone hoping for it to ring and invite him to the redneck yee-haw half time show. The phone will never ring, Lee. It will never ring.
I’m starting to think these creatures on The Muppet Show aren’t human.
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I’m starting to think these creatures on The Muppet Show aren’t human.
Heads up - my entire personality is going to be the Winter Olympics for the next two weeks.
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Heads up - my entire personality is going to be the Winter Olympics for the next two weeks.
Just disassociated for an hour after pondering if I was the Wario to someone’s Mario.
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Just disassociated for an hour after pondering if I was the Wario to someone’s Mario.
Ugh, this means we are going to have to listen to the conspiracy theorists talk again about faking the moon landings and The Berenstein Bears just because they finally happened to hit exactly one fish while shooting into the barrel.
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Ugh, this means we are going to have to listen to the conspiracy theorists talk again about faking the moon landings and The Berenstein Bears just because they finally happened to hit exactly one fish while shooting into the barrel.
I’m calling bullshit.
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I’m calling bullshit.
I’m calling bullshit.
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I’m calling bullshit.
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat definately spent some time on Epstein’s island.
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat definately spent some time on Epstein’s island.
We regret to inform you that Punxsutawney Phil appears in the Epstein files.
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
We regret to inform you that Punxsutawney Phil appears in the Epstein files.