Lesley Carhart
@hacks4pancakes.com
I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires.
ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️🌈
ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️🌈
The last time I posted this I had some Zionists out themselves and get angry, so to be crystal clear I will repost it. I will always be a voice for the oppressed and for those less privileged than myself. Even if it costs me infosec clout.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The last time I posted this I had some Zionists out themselves and get angry, so to be crystal clear I will repost it. I will always be a voice for the oppressed and for those less privileged than myself. Even if it costs me infosec clout.
When you want to turn on a tv series in Australia you have to wait and be told to go apply waiting security updates to your devices. 💯💯🙌🏻
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
When you want to turn on a tv series in Australia you have to wait and be told to go apply waiting security updates to your devices. 💯💯🙌🏻
Babes wake up new SHEIN forensic gear just dropped
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Babes wake up new SHEIN forensic gear just dropped
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
Now I can get cheap mektop and cheap hard drive adapters at the same time
Oh good, I've gone from the person who critiques every hacking show scene to the person who critiques every immigration scene
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Oh good, I've gone from the person who critiques every hacking show scene to the person who critiques every immigration scene
The rest of the world is moving on.
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The rest of the world is moving on.
Who is it? Who's my second best new peloton friend???
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Who is it? Who's my second best new peloton friend???
Posts that aged super well and radicalized me
October 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Posts that aged super well and radicalized me
Hey guys I bought my first piece of commissioned Australian art and it's as absurdly nerdy as you expect
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hey guys I bought my first piece of commissioned Australian art and it's as absurdly nerdy as you expect
Decided to drop by #BSidesCsnberra today.
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Decided to drop by #BSidesCsnberra today.
My dear friend,
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My dear friend,
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
This is either burnout or clinical depression, and if you're feeling like this, (while unfortunately temporarily common in our industry and current world), it is not normal long term - and it will very likely come with serious long term health consequences.
You need to seek help!
What movie are they drawing on my apartment building?
September 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
What movie are they drawing on my apartment building?
Yea, there's nothing left for me in America. I'm really sorry. This is what a distinguished military career even at senior-most levels gets you now. Fired by internet trolls.
September 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yea, there's nothing left for me in America. I'm really sorry. This is what a distinguished military career even at senior-most levels gets you now. Fired by internet trolls.
Just a reminder that I'm older than the villains of the story ✌🏻
August 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Just a reminder that I'm older than the villains of the story ✌🏻
Having fun in Brisbane
August 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Having fun in Brisbane
This feels like a very @swiftonsecurity story but I'm going to tell it.
Chat bots (not just LLM driven) are surprisingly old. In the mid 90s, a mark up language for string-driven bots called AIML was released. A small community of early hackers and devs got really into it. I was part as a teen.
Chat bots (not just LLM driven) are surprisingly old. In the mid 90s, a mark up language for string-driven bots called AIML was released. A small community of early hackers and devs got really into it. I was part as a teen.
August 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This feels like a very @swiftonsecurity story but I'm going to tell it.
Chat bots (not just LLM driven) are surprisingly old. In the mid 90s, a mark up language for string-driven bots called AIML was released. A small community of early hackers and devs got really into it. I was part as a teen.
Chat bots (not just LLM driven) are surprisingly old. In the mid 90s, a mark up language for string-driven bots called AIML was released. A small community of early hackers and devs got really into it. I was part as a teen.
"Lesley there's a little casino costume party…"
Me buying colored contacts: say no more
Me buying colored contacts: say no more
August 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"Lesley there's a little casino costume party…"
Me buying colored contacts: say no more
Me buying colored contacts: say no more
The keynote is @davidshoebridge.bsky.social and this is actually going to be my kind of conference, I think.
August 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The keynote is @davidshoebridge.bsky.social and this is actually going to be my kind of conference, I think.
Do you own an Aldi multimeter because I now own an Aldi multimeter
August 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Do you own an Aldi multimeter because I now own an Aldi multimeter
I'm in a phenomenal talk on gender inequality in cybersecurity this morrning and this is such a great cheat sheet for intersectional fair employment.
August 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm in a phenomenal talk on gender inequality in cybersecurity this morrning and this is such a great cheat sheet for intersectional fair employment.