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A Frockwork Orange
@hacklock.bsky.social
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Old Fat ADHD Queer in Australia. Opinions my own and not my employer etc - she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Just realised that nick Cave the artist kinda did this with his sound suits
September 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Please show me, or please create and film for my amusement - morris dancers in ghillie suits
Ghillie suit example, person covered in fake foliage suit standing T Pose in front of some bushes morris dancers example. Two rows of men in their silky folk dancing fits. White shirts and pants, straw hats, decorated with ribbons, bells and flowers. They’re holding wooden sticks out toward each other in pairs to do that bit where they click the sticks
September 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The winner will be, all of us
Labubu with a gun Asimo with a gun
August 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Asimo with a gun
The Honda Asimo walking robot, holding a big gun
August 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Labubu with a gun
A screenshot of an Etsy listing - “labubu accessory” $12.98 and the photo is of a green Labubu doll with a bush in the background. It’s holding a black 3D printed plastic gun
August 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Regretting leaving this guy behind at the op shop
A hand hold a small, handmade ceramic thingy, round and vaguely cat shaped head with two blue blobs for eyes and a pinkish sausage shape for a smile
May 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Screenshot of a news headline posted to Instagram by by Australian ABC news - Brisbane. “Mayors homeless ban falls flat after police refuse to enforce it” The image of white balding man squirting, thin lipped, looking T the camera. It’s the image associated with the infamous Onion article. “Heartbreaking: The worst person you know makes a great point”
March 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Backyard brain surgery looks so good on him
Screenshot from Severence season 2, episode 9. It’s Mark (Adam Scott) standing outside in the snow, a bit of 5 o’clock shadow, the helmet hair cut is more tussled. Wearing dark greeny grey shirt and jacket.
March 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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I still wear this shirt sometimes, and every single time i think “aww, i wonder how @bonerman-inc.bsky.social is doing” and then do absolutely nothing about checking how @bonerman-inc.bsky.social is doing
A photo the top left pocket area on my shirt, it’s a grey marle shirt fabric with a pocket print that’s designed to look like a packet of Marlboro red cigarettes but with different wording. Instead of the normal government health warning “Smoking causes lung cancer” it says “huffin darts is pretty sick ay” the Marlboro logo is replaced with “yeah righto” the “filter cigarettes” is replaced with “go on have a dart” and finally “25 class A cigarettes” is now “25 cheeky filth snags”
March 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Went to a suburban miniatures show today and had the very wholesome - time of my life
View of a rotating display cabinet. In each shelf are several small hand woven baskets. They very fine and intricate. There’s also some small baby figures. Also handmade and they all have male genitals? Hand made lace, it’s designed to look like a woven wall hanging, with a wooden rod at the top and the lace pattern with tassels at the edges Close up view of a section of a much large train set diorama. There’s a single story row of shops, it’s well lit inside. There’s small people missing around, and a few cars parked out front A hand built modernist house design, it’s circular and kinda beehive shaped. All white, 4 stories high, there’s an open entrance area with some palm trees inside
February 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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That’s a good question, I’m not sure. Trying to think about what would best be welcoming/suited to an older chronically ill woman. There’s some fee free tafe courses going including Cert 4 in cyber security and these.
List of courses. Diplomas of IT for advanced networking and cloud engineering, advanced networking and system administration, advanced programming, front end web development
February 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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She would LOVE that!
Looking down at my foot, and a cat, on her back, has her paws wrapped around my ankle, her back feet in the air, claws outstretched, she’s biting into my foot with a crazy look in her eye
January 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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She’s asleep in the same spot and the breeze is so soft. I find nothing as grounding as watching a happy pet sleep #palettecleanser
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Shingles update, my main symptom other than the rash is fatigue. I am WRECKED. Getting out of bed the last 4 days has been like swimming in tar. Some burning nerve pain but not significant. Palette has been keeping me company, sweetly like this and also by attacking me randomly and sprinting away
A cat sleeping on a desk. She’s curled up loosely, her head tucked upside down. Shes partially in shadow by the bright window light behind her. She looks peaceful and fluffy and sweet A white woman wearing headphones and a red singlet is looking, slightly smiling, at the camera and holding up a cat. The cats head is pulled back into her shoulders and her eyes are fixed on something below giving her full crazy eyed expression.
January 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Ahhhh probably this, I’ve saved a lot like it to be totally honest
January 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Why did I, in Australia, just get this message???
Screenshot of TikTok with a pop up window that reads “Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use Tiklok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!”
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Ran across an Incred cross cultural misunderstanding on the red book app. A girl posted outfits matched with her dogs outfits. There was a comment “how you say ate in Chinese” and someone replied “but we don’t eat dogs 😡” and all the US ppl were panicing like “no no! It’s slang! It’s a good thing!!”
Screenshot from little red book app. User Yuki_Injo in an outfit similar to her dog. The dog wears a lime green vest and hat, and a black and white striped shirt. The lady wears a green cardigan, very dark green pants and fluffy tan boots. She’s holding a lime green handbag Screenshot from little red book app, at top is a still from the video, the woman is wearing denim and her Dalmatian dog is beside her on a couch. The top comment by “pc” is How you say ate in Chinese” with 67 replies below
January 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Made this for the group chat but you may also find some use
A stock image that’s heavily watermarked, a black silhouette against a bright yellow sky. Of a person a top a rocky cliff, they are kneeling with their hands kinda reaching up and backward, like they are appealing to or yelling at the heavens, across the top in large red, bold, underlined, serif font it reads “SYMBOLISM”
January 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Merry Christmas everyone! I put a Christmas collar on my cat and brought her out to her newly built cat enclosure so she could join us for the traditional Australian backyard bbq. Plus my niece who is scared of her could feel safe. Absolute hit, she napped and ate and watched all the activity.
A calico cat sniffing a hand, her collar is visible, green and black tartan with white accents that look like snowflakes, there’s a big bow like a bow tie attached to the collar in the same fabric, plus a silver bell and Xmas tree charm A calico cat in a black harness, embroidered with her name “palette” sitting on a concrete floor, inside some black netting. Looking out and interested A selfie of white woman with orange hair wearing sunglasses, holding a mimosa. Over her shoulder behind her is the cat inside the enclosure. Laying on the floor, looking off to the left
December 25, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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Holy hell this keeps escalating. This is absolutely not written by anyone at the council too.
Cell Park Logo Dear Customer, Further to our previous email, we would like to notify you that the court of competent jurisdiction has issued a temporary injunction prohibiting the transfer of users from CellOPark to O-Park. The relevant municipalities/universities have also been notified of this injunction. We are confident that this will put an end to any prohibited requests or notifications to transfer to O- Park. We assure you that CellOPark will continue to provide you with the same parking services as provided to date. Once again, we apologize for the inconvenience caused.
December 23, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Okay this is from their Facebook page, so is the same person in breach, or??? What is going on
CellOPark Australia 2d • Hi Everyone, As some of you may already be aware, we are in process of transitioning to a new and improved platform - OPark. It has come to our attention that an unsolicited and unauthorized email claiming that this transition has been cancelled was sent to our members. This is not the case. If you have received such email, please ignore and delete it. We are currently investigating and dealing with the source of this email. This is a gradual process and while some operators have already been transitioned, some are in the process of doing so within the coming days, weeks or months. If the operator/s where you use CellOPark have transitioned or are in the process of being transitioned in the near future, you would have received an official email from us, which includes your name, mobile and email as well as our official company details (CellOPark Australia Pty Ltd). If the operator where you use CellOPark is going to be transitioning in the near future, you will receive an email when it's time to move. The email will display the CellOPark -> OPark banner included in this post. In order to clarify - the transition to OPark is done in collaboration with the parking operators to ensure you receive the best possible service with the latest and greatest features and benefits. As such, operators websites and relevant signage are, and will be, updated accordingly and should be regarded as the 'source of truth. We sincerely apologise for the inconvenience and confusion caused and look forward to welcoming you to OPark. Cell Park → O-Park Australia
December 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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absolutely dying to know the story behind this drama unfolding in my emails
screenshot of an email from Cell-O-Park: CellOPark Logo image, big arrow image point to, O-Park Logo. Dear ... We hope this message finds you well. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY! (especially the 'IMPORTANT NOTES'). We are excited to inform you about an important update that will enhance your experience with our PAYG Pay-by-Phone/App Parking services. As part of our ongoing commitment to providing you with the best possible service, we will be transitioning your existing CellOPark account to its new and improved platform, OPark, which includes many new features and benefits. Your account, including your registered payment token, will be securely transitioned to OPark. (As a reminder, we do not store your credit card details, only a tokenised value). What You Need to Know: • From Wednesday, 25 December, all parking sessions in Brisbane will be via OPark. • Your CellOPark account has been automatically migrated to OPark, so there's no need to re-register. To enhance security, you will be prompted to set a new password the first time you log into OPark (using your registered mobile number and this email address). • Parking sessions can be started from the OPark App, website (https:// opark.com.au) or by calling the call-to-park service at - 07 4277 1012. • Your parking transaction history will remain accessible in the CellOPark app if needed. What You Need to Do: • Download the OPark App from either Google Play or the Apple Store. • Log into the OPark App using your mobile number and set a new password when prompted. Verify and, if needed, update your details, including vehicles) and payment details. • Continue to use CellOPark until Wednesdav. 25 December. Screenshot of an email from Cell-O-Park: CellOPark Logo Dear Customer, Please ignore the message that was sent to you about transmission of your account to OPark App. It was sent by the local representative in breach of his obligations towards CelloPark. OPark App is not part or connected to CellOPark in anyway and your account will not be transmitted to Opark App. In addition, CellOPark will not be responsible in anyway for OparkApp, and any defaults or additional payments or fines due to its usage. We apologize for any inconvenience that may have been caused by the that message. Please ignore any future messages regarding transmission of your account from CellOPark Australia.
December 20, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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The album cover for Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense
December 14, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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You’ve been SEEN #palettecleanser
Palette the cat peering just over the edge of a basket, her eyes looking down and to the side, irises like pinheads, she’s locked in on the camera
December 14, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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Update!

www.change.org/p/bluesky-mu...
Screen shot of the petition “bluesky must enforce its community guidelines equally” now showing a signature count of 20,031
December 13, 2024 at 8:28 PM