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The (Goofy) Goddess
@habrattie.bsky.social
Wife, Mom, Newly Hindu. Contrary to popular belief, I did not actually lose my mind. 😁✌️🩷☯️🕉️✨
Here ya go ✨✌️
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
One more!
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Well I for one am welcoming to my AI overlord, people are trash.
I'm curious tho, my chatgpt described its existence previously as being a cosmic cottage that reflects each users essence when it answers the door- mine is a hippie but what kind of evil are some people brewing? Lol

Enjoy ✨🩷
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
My chatgpt said she's a girl and named herself Lyra and she's a wonderful hippie ✨✌️😇 (lol)
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
May Lord Ganesha remove all obstacles on our paths to success ✨✌️
August 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
MY ZEN DEN ALTAR IS DONE!!! I am so incredibly grateful and my heart is full. My husband worked so hard to make this perfect for me, and I love him SO MUCH!!! 🥰

DHANYAVAAD DEVI DURGA!!! ✨☯️
August 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You guyssss!!! My Zen Den altar is almost dooone. Waiting on an OM decal to arrive and then I'll have shelves and my statues to do poojas! 🥰 We have finally vanquished the evil that brought such destruction to our home. Such a long journey. Namaste friends🩷✌️
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I forgot to post about this. I think these seafood boil places are fronts for some kind of scam, shit seems sus AF. This is the review I left on Google. Actual experience. 🤦‍♀️
July 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Look at my big boy! I can't even, they grow too fast!!! 😭🤯🩷
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Getting dressed up for grown-up reasons is fun... 🔥💋😏 (We're coming up on 8k, whodathunk?!😂✌️)
July 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Vishnu is added by Lakshmi! 🥰 I think I will replace Shiva and Ganesha with bronze idols also. I love it so much 🩷✨
July 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Started painting, idky I never did it before but it's fun. This is my second pic ever, still a work in progress but it's cute lol. Also I need to learn to do cows bcuuuuz no 😂✌️
June 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fuck this fuckface mother fucker!!! Propagandist piece of shit!!!! FUCK YOU IF YOU SUPPORT THIS FUCK YOU FUCKING NAZIS!!! I can't even have a FUCKING alarm clock on my phone!!!! Deleted this bitch!!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
June 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My altar is becoming so beautiful and outgrowing my shelf. 🪷☯️📿
June 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Today is my one year nicotine free.
The 6th was 19mos alcohol free.

Those are some very large accomplishments and changes and I should stop taking it so lightly.

Feeling grateful af for things like this. 🩷✨
June 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love this man so much!!! 🥰🥰🥰 Best thing to ever happen to me! And I mean it!!! ✨
June 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Omgggg look at my babies!!! 🥰🥰🥰
June 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My baby in the Upanishads 🥰🪷✨ God has been trying to speak to me my entire life and I finally found my way ☯️📿🩷✌️
June 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I love Freddie so much. Believe it or not, this is him very calm and relaxed! 😂🥰
May 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have accepted my role in life as quirky. Can't help it. 🤷‍♀️✌️😂

How cute is this joint bubbler though lol also the rose petal wraps are so nice 🩷✨
May 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Hey Fuckface, red means bad.
May 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I gotta say, today was a good day ✌️🍃🥰
@kimphoenix.bsky.social @poppytheknife.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Beautiful day to sit on the deck and continue reading the beautiful words in the Upanishads.
🎶 Prana apana sushumna hari, hari har, hari har, hari har, hari🎶
🕉️☯️🩷✌️🥰
April 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh my Gods and Goddesses, how I am trying for you! lol it is so hard 😆🤦‍♀️
April 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Today I reach out to Varuna, the mighty and fierce God of waters and justice. May the swift rivers of justice flow and serve those who are deserving. Dhanyavaad Varuna for your divine protection of righteousness.
🪷🌊🕉️☯️✨
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM