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HAARP UK
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Huddersfield Altitude Aerosol & Reagent Propagation.
Yorkshire’s best parody Geoengineering & Chemtrails deployment service.
Making it grim up north since 1992.
This is why we still have an X account.
March 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The chemtrail scene is our favourite.
December 25, 2024 at 6:26 PM
They do things properly in Switzerland 🫡
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 PM
We can neither confirm nor deny any accusations of the deployment of atmospheric manipulation technology.
We hope that clears things up.
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
We use them for both surveillance and unobtrusive chemtrail deployment.
November 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Wasn’t us.
November 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Glad to be of service. We have competitive rates and discounts for MDs.
November 16, 2024 at 1:58 PM
We have offered our services in consultancy but so far we’ve not heard anything.
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I hope he does the ones about blocked drains as an encore.
November 16, 2024 at 1:41 PM
We were on our holidays. Bloomin’ paparazzis never leave us alone.
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
It’s a long walk back from t’pub.
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM