Hamish
@haamfish.nz
📍NZ He/him Your local EV obsessed gay. Follow me everywhere https://haam.fish/
Thank you to Rebecca and Laurie for leaving your Netflix logged into the TV in this motel xxx
March 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Thank you to Rebecca and Laurie for leaving your Netflix logged into the TV in this motel xxx
At any moment the earth could be hit by an asteroid or crazy people on the other side of the world could launch thousands of nukes at each other. Let’s stop taking life so seriously.
February 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
At any moment the earth could be hit by an asteroid or crazy people on the other side of the world could launch thousands of nukes at each other. Let’s stop taking life so seriously.
Anyone else's office no longer have desk phones? I kind of miss them. They either work or they don't, they don't slow down your computer, no camera.
February 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Anyone else's office no longer have desk phones? I kind of miss them. They either work or they don't, they don't slow down your computer, no camera.
"You may say that i lost everything, But i Still had my bedazzler." - Lady gaga in the Marry The Night video
February 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"You may say that i lost everything, But i Still had my bedazzler." - Lady gaga in the Marry The Night video
Remember kids, always bring twice as much underwear as you think you’ll need, just in case you shit yourself twice a day.
February 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Remember kids, always bring twice as much underwear as you think you’ll need, just in case you shit yourself twice a day.
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That’s suspicious. That’s weird.
January 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That’s suspicious. That’s weird.
Oh no what a shame I would help but one time in high school you said some homophobic shit so go solve your own tech problems
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Oh no what a shame I would help but one time in high school you said some homophobic shit so go solve your own tech problems
Me: getting off my lazy ass
January 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me: getting off my lazy ass
Quick top up on my way to work because I’m a silly sausage and forgot to plug in last night 🪫⚡️🔌
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Quick top up on my way to work because I’m a silly sausage and forgot to plug in last night 🪫⚡️🔌
The amount of ads on TVNZ+ is insufferable.
January 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The amount of ads on TVNZ+ is insufferable.
(I wasn’t born) I came from a gay lake - katya Zamolodchikova
January 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
(I wasn’t born) I came from a gay lake - katya Zamolodchikova
Just saw a post on my local Facebook community group where someone was offering to clean peoples ovens for $80 😂😂
January 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just saw a post on my local Facebook community group where someone was offering to clean peoples ovens for $80 😂😂
It’s really, very upsetting when people die young from something that might have been preventable. Sometimes all I can do is to be a light in the dark for them, and hope like hell I’ll be able to pull them out of it.
January 6, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It’s really, very upsetting when people die young from something that might have been preventable. Sometimes all I can do is to be a light in the dark for them, and hope like hell I’ll be able to pull them out of it.
“Where art thou, why not uponeth me?” Has to be my new favourite line from a song
December 30, 2024 at 3:20 AM
“Where art thou, why not uponeth me?” Has to be my new favourite line from a song
My New Year’s resolution will be to make this last the whole year while still being clean shaven I think I can make it last more than 100 shaves for sure
December 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
My New Year’s resolution will be to make this last the whole year while still being clean shaven I think I can make it last more than 100 shaves for sure
🎶🎤 I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me 🚿🛀🎵
December 26, 2024 at 7:56 PM
🎶🎤 I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me 🚿🛀🎵
But first, Let me take a selfie 🤳
December 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
But first, Let me take a selfie 🤳
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Classic joke just for the gags
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Classic joke just for the gags
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I watched it because I was gay but anyway 😇
December 10, 2024 at 7:17 AM
I watched it because I was gay but anyway 😇
How did they decide this guy did it? Did they just find a hot guy and arrest him or??? The eyebrows don’t even match smh
December 10, 2024 at 7:11 AM
How did they decide this guy did it? Did they just find a hot guy and arrest him or??? The eyebrows don’t even match smh