Haak B
@haakb.bsky.social
Just a dude, the English cigarette kind English/Norwegian.
When the president demands his monthly wife visit, you'll be sure he'll squeeze out as much value as he can.
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When the president demands his monthly wife visit, you'll be sure he'll squeeze out as much value as he can.
I know this is in his personal library. I don't know if his man cave is often visited but I know he either tour others or really, really want to.
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I know this is in his personal library. I don't know if his man cave is often visited but I know he either tour others or really, really want to.
He's wearing the dress version of this. It gives the same message
Using a truck to display flags and billboards feels wrong because its a work vehicle. Same with his suit- it should be a "work vehicle" - you can, but it feels off
Using a truck to display flags and billboards feels wrong because its a work vehicle. Same with his suit- it should be a "work vehicle" - you can, but it feels off
October 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
He's wearing the dress version of this. It gives the same message
Using a truck to display flags and billboards feels wrong because its a work vehicle. Same with his suit- it should be a "work vehicle" - you can, but it feels off
Using a truck to display flags and billboards feels wrong because its a work vehicle. Same with his suit- it should be a "work vehicle" - you can, but it feels off
IF you're going to dress up as your hero try to look as good or better. I would suggest he pick another hero, but that's just me. Humpty Dumpty for instance
September 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
IF you're going to dress up as your hero try to look as good or better. I would suggest he pick another hero, but that's just me. Humpty Dumpty for instance
Show me a worse line-up for Bang, Marry, Kill
June 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Show me a worse line-up for Bang, Marry, Kill
Nope, we already got a Hegseth, and he's fabulous.
June 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Nope, we already got a Hegseth, and he's fabulous.
He should do an act with Hegseth
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He should do an act with Hegseth
He could slap on a wig and moonlight as Dylan Mulvaney impersonator
April 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
He could slap on a wig and moonlight as Dylan Mulvaney impersonator
Do we know if these two are related?
April 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Do we know if these two are related?
'Cous I'm just a cheesehead dirtbag loser
April 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
'Cous I'm just a cheesehead dirtbag loser
This is the world's richest person and one of his many baby mamas.
He could end world hunger, cure diseases, and provide great education for millions. But no, he spends his time balancing a cutlery X on his pinky.
He could end world hunger, cure diseases, and provide great education for millions. But no, he spends his time balancing a cutlery X on his pinky.
March 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is the world's richest person and one of his many baby mamas.
He could end world hunger, cure diseases, and provide great education for millions. But no, he spends his time balancing a cutlery X on his pinky.
He could end world hunger, cure diseases, and provide great education for millions. But no, he spends his time balancing a cutlery X on his pinky.
Oslo tonight- Elon Musk. The world's richest! The world's most powerful? World's most dangerous?
March 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oslo tonight- Elon Musk. The world's richest! The world's most powerful? World's most dangerous?
Just to make sure... Mexico with a K? MexiKo? Since when?
January 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just to make sure... Mexico with a K? MexiKo? Since when?
I say punch
So, dessert?
So, dessert?
January 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I say punch
So, dessert?
So, dessert?