Haacked
@haacked.com
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I think GitHub's CodeQL scanning is broken. It looks like every successive warning includes all the previous warnings.
September 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think GitHub's CodeQL scanning is broken. It looks like every successive warning includes all the previous warnings.
I think I broke Claude. This video is not sped up.
August 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think I broke Claude. This video is not sped up.
I was trying to find an old router in my order history on Amazon and how did I order this before I was born?!
July 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I was trying to find an old router in my order history on Amazon and how did I order this before I was born?!
I broke the AI again. Clearly Cursor is a fan of LISP.
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I broke the AI again. Clearly Cursor is a fan of LISP.
I’ve been having fun turning my Ghibli images back to photorealistic.
April 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’ve been having fun turning my Ghibli images back to photorealistic.
My son has a group chat with his gamer friends and they made my photo as the group chat image. Don’t know whether to feel flattered or concerned. 😂
March 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My son has a group chat with his gamer friends and they made my photo as the group chat image. Don’t know whether to feel flattered or concerned. 😂
Saw someone in this shirt and laughed out loud.
March 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Saw someone in this shirt and laughed out loud.
Is this what WINNING feels like? Trumponomics in action. Glad I unretired when I did.
March 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Is this what WINNING feels like? Trumponomics in action. Glad I unretired when I did.
Happy valentine's day! posthog.com/photobooth
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Happy valentine's day! posthog.com/photobooth
It’s fun to dunk on Trump, but I’m also like “shhhhhh!” Once SNL makes fun of him for this, he’ll bring back the tariffs even harder.
February 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s fun to dunk on Trump, but I’m also like “shhhhhh!” Once SNL makes fun of him for this, he’ll bring back the tariffs even harder.
I got to name a cocktail on my birthday!
January 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I got to name a cocktail on my birthday!
Haven’t figured out what to do with my third monitor so I like putting scenery videos.
January 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Haven’t figured out what to do with my third monitor so I like putting scenery videos.
Those are rookie numbers brother! 😝
December 30, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Those are rookie numbers brother! 😝
O’Reilly did NOT choose the obvious animal for this cover.
December 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
O’Reilly did NOT choose the obvious animal for this cover.
If you’re in the Seattle area, definitely hit up Wa’z! Their December menu is amazing!
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
If you’re in the Seattle area, definitely hit up Wa’z! Their December menu is amazing!
Once a power source is located, the relief is palpable as the human’s devices drink all they can from the power supply.
November 20, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Once a power source is located, the relief is palpable as the human’s devices drink all they can from the power supply.
Yeah, this looks legit. For sure.
May 5, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Yeah, this looks legit. For sure.