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𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒖𝒄𝒆 𝒋𝒓 ‽
@h0tsaucejr.bsky.social
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a midwestern anti-ketchup advocate/ranch abolitionist. the vengabus is coming. last.fm/user/joeyfresh ⁕ https://shorturl.at/CHMMA ⁕KFBR392⁕1312⁕
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Tim Robinson in his new show The Chair Company. He has his hands on his head with a face of disbelief after seeing something online.
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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NW:
a poster for the 1991 movie 'Clearcut' starring Graham Greene. he's pictured holding a shotgun in the wilderness, defending indigenous land.
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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We are living reminders.
Ann Dowd as Patti Levin in The Leftovers on HBO. She's smoking a cigarette in a cream colored hoodie.
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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the rock vocalist?
former SNL writer Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien's podcast "Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend." The episode opens with Downey making an elaborate joke, a part of which is him pretending not to be aware of Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking case and death, and instead referring to him as "New York Financier."
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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this is a Yuki Kawamura fan account now
5'8 Japanese basketball player Yuki Kawamura. he looks badass in a bulls uniform that's black with red stripes.
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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quote tweet from me in 2020: "Never forget the guy at the bowling alley who offered to eat a worm out of nowhere, did it and then said "dare me to do it again?" And did it AGAIN" my original tweet from Apr 20, 2015 "retweet if you watched some weird dude eat worms last night"
October 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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49º got me under da blankies
a lil monkey with squinted eyes and grin all wrapped up in a blanket
October 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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save me jewel cookies..
a bag of Jewel-Osco brand Chocolate Chip Cookies
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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it's baking season baby 🥵
October 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Chicago Bulls basketball is back, baby
uhhh a rule 34 picture of Benny The Bull that i found. he's red, shirtless, and muscular. he's holding a basketball and his hog is nearly bursting out of his shorts. also there's sweat? idk dude sorry about this
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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what's your sign?
a roadside billboard that says "FUCK ISRAEL paid for by MrBeast LLC"
October 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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6 ft 11, 284 pound Nikola Jokic in tow behind a horse in small carriage
October 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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well when there's losers like ICE wearing them for surveillance, there might be good reason for backlash!
an ICE agent in Chicago wearing META AI Ray-Ban glasses like a dork-ass loser
October 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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reminds me of this
zach lavine and coby white in "the sweet life of zach & coby" a play on the disney show "the suite life of zack and cody
October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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i'm a real fan btw not some Wannabe
my old VHS that reads "SPICE GIRLS - Girl Power! LIVE IN ISTANBUL includes exclusive video diary & behind the scenes footage...plus GIRLS TALK! the story so far..."
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Searching for a legal alternative to crack? Look no further.
my Dunkin order of: Large Cold brew, less Ice, add espresso shot, black.
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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diarrhea coming out of a someone's ass from a computer monitor and going all over the person using the computer
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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UNCLEAR?! are they playing dumb? the man is out for blood.
"The president fueled further uncertainty this week when he told military generals and admirals that "we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military." It's unclear what Trump meant."
October 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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real ones know
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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"Why Do We Let Cops Investigate Themselves" with a cartoons of a cop dabbing, one holding his gun, one with his arms folded, and another pointing his gun straight ahead.
September 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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hardcore music on a cool autumn night on the chicago lakefront just hits different
all five band members of Turnstile are silhouettes on stage, with their signature background color block of olive, light blue, off-white, pink, red, burnt orange, gold, and navy blue. there's a sweaty crowd below. a giant disco ball is shining all over the stage and the singer Brendan's silhouette is singing towards the front of the stage. the crowd below is a sea of people with hands up as well as annoyingly recording video of the show.
September 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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please enjoy a moment of peace in these trying times
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I took this picture five minutes before I broke my nose in the Turnstile pit in 2022. I hope all of my bones all stay in place tomorrow.
in the foreground the crowd has their hands in the air and in the background the singer Brendan is backlit with fog and lights and you can only see his silhouette
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I'm also a sucker for dog engagement bait accounts
a sad-looking german shepard dog with text above that reads "i probably won't even get 1 like?" with a sad emoji a weird mutt dog sits in the background next to a framed picture of text that says "Today Is my 17th Birthday!" there's a little cake and candle in the foreground with text in the middle that says "I bet I won't even get one SHARE"
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM