Chris
@h0tdog.bsky.social
he/him
35 - UK
trying to be better than yesterday
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35 - UK
trying to be better than yesterday
🏳️🌈🏴🇬🇧
🤡🌶️🍆
🎮📺🍰
never in my life would I have guessed Vanessa Williams would go on Celebrity Catchphrase
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
never in my life would I have guessed Vanessa Williams would go on Celebrity Catchphrase
Chances of Netflix releasing the Batgirl movie now?
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Chances of Netflix releasing the Batgirl movie now?
jockstrap but made of xmas lights
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
jockstrap but made of xmas lights
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November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Want your dick drawn? ✏️🍆🥵
Send me a DM and book in your very own cute cock illustration!
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When will the trains stop
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When will the trains stop
Honey you mean HUNK-ules
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Honey you mean HUNK-ules
Pray for me staying in this hotel room overlooking a railway line that has trains running every minute 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pray for me staying in this hotel room overlooking a railway line that has trains running every minute 🥲
absolutely dying at that finale on traitors 💀💀🤡
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
absolutely dying at that finale on traitors 💀💀🤡
happy friday, death to chronos
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
happy friday, death to chronos
went to the nintendo store pop-up today but mario and luigi left before I could get a pic with them because they're homophobic
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
went to the nintendo store pop-up today but mario and luigi left before I could get a pic with them because they're homophobic
poor jane horrocks having to sit through the worst acting challenge ever...
"they're not actors"
"they're not actors"
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
poor jane horrocks having to sit through the worst acting challenge ever...
"they're not actors"
"they're not actors"
I'd be embarrassed to say how much time I spent scrolling through stupid videos before I set an app timer 😳
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'd be embarrassed to say how much time I spent scrolling through stupid videos before I set an app timer 😳
Dear diary, I'm sick. I hate being sick cos I'm just a baby. Too many sensations for my pea brain to cope with... Throat hurty, chilly, congested, tired, headachey, snotty. And my tinnitus is going crazy.
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Dear diary, I'm sick. I hate being sick cos I'm just a baby. Too many sensations for my pea brain to cope with... Throat hurty, chilly, congested, tired, headachey, snotty. And my tinnitus is going crazy.
so I have some thoughts about I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
September 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
so I have some thoughts about I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
Off work today and I forgot to turn my alarm off so here I am (awake) when I could have been having a mega sleep 😮💨
September 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Off work today and I forgot to turn my alarm off so here I am (awake) when I could have been having a mega sleep 😮💨
I'd love to go on bake off but I don't like being told what to do, or talking to people, or being stressed
September 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'd love to go on bake off but I don't like being told what to do, or talking to people, or being stressed
not to be an old lady but the roses and honeysuckle from my garden smell so good
August 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
not to be an old lady but the roses and honeysuckle from my garden smell so good
if trmp is dead I'll give everyone head
August 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
if trmp is dead I'll give everyone head
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Let's normalize taking these pills. 🍆
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Let's normalize taking these pills. 🍆
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The Marks and Spencer bra bullshit isn't surprising. Terfs are just getting dumber and louder.
They just don't want the trans community to exist. They're pathetic mouth breathers.
They just don't want the trans community to exist. They're pathetic mouth breathers.
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Marks and Spencer bra bullshit isn't surprising. Terfs are just getting dumber and louder.
They just don't want the trans community to exist. They're pathetic mouth breathers.
They just don't want the trans community to exist. They're pathetic mouth breathers.