la di daaa🙆🏻‍♀️

the world is quick to call you crazy & dismiss very real experiences. so when it comes to mental health, diagnosis is real & necessary, but knowing how to protect yourself against the intense vilification, dismissal, & gaslighting that occurs “in the system” thereafter is also incredibly important.

Yo farts should be classified as weapons of mass destruction.

I’m gonna need drafts over here imminently I never let a thought fly without at least a couple minutes to stew

Fuck “skeet” I’m saying queef there are no rules

Only a lesbian power duo will make name cards for the brunch

what’ve i been up to? oh yk, jus dilly dallying + basking in the liminal space, chatting it up w my good ole friends, uncertainty & discomfort

the way spice and dairy activates my bowel movements like no other,,,colon cleanses should be scared of ME

thought i finally escaped the worst of the seasonal bugs w/ bees, mosquitos & whiteflies’ disappearing act from transitioning out of summer, but now i’m stuck w these cluster fuck of ants from all the rain outside during the colder months 😒

how soon is too soon to post hole on bluesky?

i’ll air this bitch out like a queef