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The grocery store on Saturday night is the weirdest place. Yes, that is a flosser in the urinal #softcocksaturday #scs
July 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is sure to not stay soft for much longer thanks to that hottie in the background 🥵🍆😈 #softcocksaturday #scs

featuring @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🍑
July 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
He just won’t go down. Must be because it’s #fatcockfriday🍆🤤💦 #fcf

📸 and 💦 courtesy of @no1kn-w.bsky.social
July 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just some random dick pics today. Anyone wanna play with it? 🍆😈😘 #monochromemonday #mcm
June 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
June 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Post-coital softies and natural light. ❤️‍🔥🥵😵‍💫 #softcocksaturday #scs

Ft. @no1kn-w.bsky.social 🥰
June 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Before and after a little clean up. Happy #fatcockfriday! 😈🍆💈
June 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sweaty #fursday. Wish I could work up a sweat some other way today 🥵😏😈
June 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He gon’ shake that ass and them pretty tig old bitties (huh) 🤭🤪🍑 #doingmybest #humpday
June 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The view from under my desk most days I work from home 😉😈 #tummytuesday #testicletuesday #toweltuesday (not pictured)
June 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Tried really hard to get some fresh, creative photos and videos because I’m getting bored with myself here, but gave up. So here’s my C+ outtakes for today’s #monochromemonday 🙄😆🫠 #doingmybest #mcm
June 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Waiting patiently for @no1kn-w.bsky.social to address this softie 😈🍆🥵 #softcocksaturday #scs
June 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy #fatcockfriday! Enjoying all the hot dick on my feed today and looking forward to a sexy weekend 😉😈🥰
June 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Happy #fursday! Friday can’t get here soon enough 😉🍆🥵
June 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Got a little cheeky while making dinner 😉🤭🍑 #humpday
June 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tried to get a little bit of all the Ts today: tiddies, tummy, testicles, and towel 😊🍆💦 #titsouttuesday #tummytuesday #testicletuesday #toweltuesday
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So not ready for a new work week 😫 Anyone wanna help me kick it off with a bang? 😏🍆😈 #monochromemonday #mcm
June 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Busy day, but never too busy for #softcocksaturday. Hope y’all enjoy! 😉 😊
June 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Fourteen years ago today, @no1kn-w.bsky.social and I said to the Chicago city clerk, “no, you got our names mixed up,” but “yes” to each other when we had our city hall civil union the very first day we could in Illinois. Love you, babe. Here’s some early photos of us fucking.
June 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate! Anyone wanna help me finish this job? 🥰🍆🥳
June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good hygiene is very important 💦🚿😉 #fursday #thighthursday
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In an effort to participate with my community, I humbly offer my submission for #humpday, and damn, I don’t know how some of y’all contort your bodies to get those thotty masterpieces, cause this was uncomfortable 🥵
June 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Never posted full body before, but I’m a wee bit hungover and figured I’ve already posted all the parts I’m most insecure about, so why the hell not. Happy #softcocksaturday (and soft body Saturday for me)! 🫣🫥😶‍🌫️ #scs
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Photo on the left, about 6 months together (May 2006). Photo on the right, nearly 20 years together (May 2025). We’ve always been smut peddlers, @no1kn-w.bsky.social 😆🍆🍆😏 #fcf #fatcockfriday
May 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As per usual, all your #humpday posts had me dickstracted today (both the 🍑es and the 🍆s)
😵‍💫🥵🍆💦
May 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM