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Care to guess?
August 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That's my reward for helping you put together a hilarious thread for posterity?

Fine. Take all the glory, then. Gold horder alert!
August 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Bork was the doppelganger of Robert Plant, the lead singer of Led Zeppelin.

What say you now, Tom?
August 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
July 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In a fall 2015 rally speech in Iowa, Trump called Ben Carson an "enigma" in what was obviously a racist dog-whistle. He also referred to him as an irredeemable sociopath.
July 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
July 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Trump is the exact opposite of Eisenhower in every meaningful way.

In light of recent events...
June 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My favorite is the part where a donkey has a conversation with it's owner.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The real patriots were at the No Kings protest.
June 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
He should have listened to Ike.
June 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In fairness, he might not have been hip to counter-culture rock lyric meanings, but Dick could roll, man.
June 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM