Joseph Phelps
h-k-j.bsky.social
Joseph Phelps
@h-k-j.bsky.social
Sci fi/fantasy novelist, satirist, and proud disabled dog dad. Dog is disabled, and so am I! Co-author of the BuyMort series.
"I'm a human bean!" -this fuckin' thing.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Then, quite separately, I was walking my dogs one day. In their exuberance at the appearance of other dogs on the trail, they managed to tangle my leg and snap a chunk out of my fibula. I went from walking my dogs to unable to stand in seconds.

Injury and illness takes you down like a scythe.
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I was told, after many shrugs from white coats, and many frustrating appointments, that the best the neurologists can tell, Covid got into my already present cystic scarring, and inflated it like a balloon.

I went from functional to unable to leave my room in a matter of days, and had no idea why.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Brutal. And delivered in such a calm, bored tone. He was so effective that she was finishing his statements for him and full of nervous giggles about irony.

Great skillset.
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh yeah, the blue dog dems are gonna handle this REALLY well.

These people are so poorly equipped for such basic human interactions.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Its not that I can't respect him being dedicated to his craft. Its that his strange and harmful behavior toward other people matters to me more than his dedication to his craft.

Entertaining people does not give you license to mistreat and abuse them in your personal life.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You dumbass, the left isn't in charge. The country is being run, BY YOU, so we have more police than ever. Our country punishes bad guys, you are just insane about guns, so we have more guns than people and more shootings because of that. Its so simple even you can't escape the logic.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
That's already happened thanks to your toxic politics.

Tourists no longer feel safe because you're insane about guns, and so now our country has more guns than people and its wilder than the Wild West ever was.

Now thanks to your idiot tariffs, even more tourists are angry and avoiding us.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
And yet, that ONE species has killed off quite a disturbing number of the others.

This isn't just a time of man-made climate change, its the Holocene Extinction event. We're not just one species, we're the planet's worst mass extinction event.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Chris Hayes figured it out? Chris Hayes?! Millionaire paid by billionaires Chris Hayes??

Yeah, this is a low point. This one hurts.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
They already know, they just have more important things to do, like whatever their donors say.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Controlled opposition. That's the point of these people.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They can. With the right tools and training, at any rate.

youtu.be/IxneYBVzQ9Y?...
"I Dog" | Bunny The "Talking" Dog
YouTube video by What About Bunny
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November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'll be happy to pay for journalism, but saying that about THIS rag is like saying "pay for fine dining" at McDonald's.

They do journalism about as well as McDonald's does fine dining.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
She's taking that Limitless pill and it makes me super uncomfortable.
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM