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good morning to those who are seeing my first post in like 9 months
good morning specifically to those who give good head
good morning to everyone except to those for whom it is not the morning (it is 8 at night and i haven't posted in a week)
September 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
good morning to those who are seeing my first post in like 9 months
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Democrats have been telling people that reproductive rights were under threat for as long as those rights have existed.
They kept telling people that every election was the most important because they were and we kept failing the test.
They kept telling people that every election was the most important because they were and we kept failing the test.
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Democrats have been telling people that reproductive rights were under threat for as long as those rights have existed.
They kept telling people that every election was the most important because they were and we kept failing the test.
They kept telling people that every election was the most important because they were and we kept failing the test.
AHAHAH I WAS RIGHT. TWO EMOTIONALLY MATURE PEOPLE CAN DO A NO STRINGS ATTACHED THING AND NOT HATE EACH OTHER AT THE END. FUCK YOU DOUBTERS! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!
March 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
AHAHAH I WAS RIGHT. TWO EMOTIONALLY MATURE PEOPLE CAN DO A NO STRINGS ATTACHED THING AND NOT HATE EACH OTHER AT THE END. FUCK YOU DOUBTERS! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!
live tweeting thru the downfall of civilization
February 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
live tweeting thru the downfall of civilization
not even "i told you so" after warning someone about leaving the stove on will bring me solace as i sit inside the burning house
February 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
not even "i told you so" after warning someone about leaving the stove on will bring me solace as i sit inside the burning house
woah man (woman)
February 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
woah man (woman)
i finally got the chance today to leave voicemails for a senator and house rep about the insanity happening in Washington. i hope i actually get listened to. it feels as if people like me are simply not being represented, and im incredibly worried.
February 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i finally got the chance today to leave voicemails for a senator and house rep about the insanity happening in Washington. i hope i actually get listened to. it feels as if people like me are simply not being represented, and im incredibly worried.
u thought u ate but u not even a seven
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
u thought u ate but u not even a seven
boy, buying a car is stressful
January 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
boy, buying a car is stressful
thanks for coming over, i don't get to host much nowadays.
please ignore the cum jars, just trying to do my part to combat population decline.
wait, where are you going?
please ignore the cum jars, just trying to do my part to combat population decline.
wait, where are you going?
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
thanks for coming over, i don't get to host much nowadays.
please ignore the cum jars, just trying to do my part to combat population decline.
wait, where are you going?
please ignore the cum jars, just trying to do my part to combat population decline.
wait, where are you going?
"blue sky"? more like "i forget to check this app but twitter is only getting more ass and i need funny character limited posts in my life"
January 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"blue sky"? more like "i forget to check this app but twitter is only getting more ass and i need funny character limited posts in my life"
some ask me how I am so funny and yet hot at the same time? years of being bullied in high school, mostly
January 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
some ask me how I am so funny and yet hot at the same time? years of being bullied in high school, mostly
two of the worst people you know are fighting rn and honestly that's a great thing
December 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
two of the worst people you know are fighting rn and honestly that's a great thing
every intelligent person in the world is saying i am the goat. therefore, you can measure the intelligence of any given person based upon how hard they're bouncing on my shit
December 27, 2024 at 8:07 AM
every intelligent person in the world is saying i am the goat. therefore, you can measure the intelligence of any given person based upon how hard they're bouncing on my shit
i haven't gotten my dick sucked in 3 weeks. i am basically a virgin again at this point.
December 25, 2024 at 1:45 AM
i haven't gotten my dick sucked in 3 weeks. i am basically a virgin again at this point.
when they talk about dat white boy wit a lil bit of swag, they're talking about me
December 21, 2024 at 9:38 AM
when they talk about dat white boy wit a lil bit of swag, they're talking about me
im bout to bust it down sexual style and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me
except threatening to murder my family. threatening to murder my family would, in fact, prevent me from busting it down straight sexual style.
except threatening to murder my family. threatening to murder my family would, in fact, prevent me from busting it down straight sexual style.
December 21, 2024 at 9:37 AM
im bout to bust it down sexual style and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me
except threatening to murder my family. threatening to murder my family would, in fact, prevent me from busting it down straight sexual style.
except threatening to murder my family. threatening to murder my family would, in fact, prevent me from busting it down straight sexual style.
class consciousness type beat
December 21, 2024 at 9:36 AM
class consciousness type beat
the universe is cooking me rn. i hope the dish it's cooking me into is at least tasty.
December 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
the universe is cooking me rn. i hope the dish it's cooking me into is at least tasty.
my brain is not braining right now. please give me 2-5 business days before i return to normal functionality. thank you for your attention in these trying times.
December 18, 2024 at 1:25 AM
my brain is not braining right now. please give me 2-5 business days before i return to normal functionality. thank you for your attention in these trying times.
good morning specifically to those who give good head
good morning to everyone except to those for whom it is not the morning (it is 8 at night and i haven't posted in a week)
good morning to everyone
that's it
that's it
December 7, 2024 at 10:58 PM
good morning specifically to those who give good head
good morning to everyone except to those for whom it is not the morning (it is 8 at night and i haven't posted in a week)
good morning to everyone
that's it
that's it
good morning to everyone except people who drive slow at peak traffic hours. yes my car is shit too i get it, i have to drive slow sometimes too, but it is fucking 3 pm and im trying to get to work, why the everliving FUCK are you going 25 in a 40? you genuinely should not have the right to vote.
December 5, 2024 at 1:29 AM
good morning to everyone except to those for whom it is not the morning (it is 8 at night and i haven't posted in a week)
good morning to everyone
that's it
that's it
good morning to everyone except people who drive slow at peak traffic hours. yes my car is shit too i get it, i have to drive slow sometimes too, but it is fucking 3 pm and im trying to get to work, why the everliving FUCK are you going 25 in a 40? you genuinely should not have the right to vote.
good morning to everyone except those who didn't miss my good morning posts, u suck
November 29, 2024 at 4:59 PM
good morning to everyone
that's it
that's it
good morning to everyone except people who drive slow at peak traffic hours. yes my car is shit too i get it, i have to drive slow sometimes too, but it is fucking 3 pm and im trying to get to work, why the everliving FUCK are you going 25 in a 40? you genuinely should not have the right to vote.
good morning to everyone except those who didn't miss my good morning posts, u suck
good morning to everyone except drivers in philly, why the fuck must yall be retarded on purpose?
November 26, 2024 at 11:04 PM
good morning to everyone except people who drive slow at peak traffic hours. yes my car is shit too i get it, i have to drive slow sometimes too, but it is fucking 3 pm and im trying to get to work, why the everliving FUCK are you going 25 in a 40? you genuinely should not have the right to vote.