highly recommend

Ed would slay at The Habitat

Warren Sapp is the idealized American football player

perfectly mid Illinois that went 2-0 against private school assholes is all I would ever ask for

Underpants gnomes-ass business model

is Brian Kelly not the funniest outcome?

I-L-L

Is that Brian Kelly’s music?

There can be only one!

What in the literal fuck

Not young (46) but in my dark graduation student days of my mid-20’s, I asked for and received a bookies phone # from a bartender, told a friend I was going to start betting on football games - she replied “don’t you have enough vices?” and I never called that # (never gambled on sports to this day)

Hi Officers! Y'all look like you enjoy bread, did you know that different types of flour have different amounts of gluten? Let me tell you about trying to make rye sourdough, not as simple as it sounds my friends...

Illinois-Wisconsin will leave you drunk, bloated and questioning life decisions...a Midwestern good time for sure!

let's disconnect local property taxes and public school funding while we're at it, national fund, every school gets the same amount of dollars per student

good point, he does seem like a glutton for everything except punishment