[Cue Ashoken Farewell] "Dearest Mary, it's been another bitter day. Our hotel is surrounded by whistles and, try as we might, we can't go to pee in the Target. And we lost Larry yesterday (remember him?). He slipped on ice and never recovered. I wish I were home. Tuck the boys in for me."
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
[Cue Ashoken Farewell] "Dearest Mary, it's been another bitter day. Our hotel is surrounded by whistles and, try as we might, we can't go to pee in the Target. And we lost Larry yesterday (remember him?). He slipped on ice and never recovered. I wish I were home. Tuck the boys in for me."